POSITIONED ON AN UNLIT SANDY CARRIAGEWAY, A SLIGHTLY CHILLING GUST THROUGH THY HAIR; AROMATIC SCENT OF PLANTS, ELEVATING IN THE ATMOSPHERE; AHEAD IN THE DISTANCE, I VIEWED A PULSATING ILLUMINATION; THY HEAD GREW HEAVY AND THE FOG GREW THICK, IT WAS NECESSARY TO PAUSE FOR THE EVENING; THERE SHE STANDETH IN THE THRESHOLD, I HEARDST THE TOLL OF THE BELL; I STANDETH RUMINATING WHETHER THIS WAS HEAVEN OR IF THIS WAS H**L; THEN SHE IGNITED THY CANDLE, AND SHE INSTRUCTED THY PASSAGEWAY; I HEARDST ECHOES FROM THE FAR REACHES OF THE PASSAGEWAY, I RECALL HEARING THEM SPEAK; YOU ARE WELCOMED TO THY CALIFORNIAN INN, HOW ADMIRABLE IT DOTH BE, HOW ADMIRABLE IT DOTH BE, YOU ARE WELCOMED TO THE CALIFORNIAN INN, WHAT A WONDROUS UNKNOWN THING, WHAT A WONDROUS UNKNOWN THING, PREPARE YOUR FALSE TESTIMONIES
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