KETO RANT; 1. I DO NOT EAT A POUND OF BACON EVERY DAY.
2. YES, I EAT VEGETABLES.
3. NOT EVERYTHING I EAT IS GOING TO KILL ME.
4. KETO IS HIGH FAT, NOT HIGH PROTEIN.
5. FAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT.
6. I DO NOT SPEND HOURS IN THE KITCHEN EVERY DAY.
7. I AM NOT PUTTING MY BODY INTO STARVATION MODE.
8. IF I'M NOT HUNGRY DON'T TRY TO FORCE ME TO EAT.
9. DON'T LECTURE ME ABOUT MY LONG TERM HEALTH.
10. DON'T SPEAK TO ME ABOUT KETO UNLESS YOU EDUCATE YOURSELF. I AM KETO!