WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER I WALKED INTO A TENT AT THE STATE FAIR AND SAW YOUR AUNT MAY GETTING IT ON HOT AND HEAVY WITH BEN GRIMM AND JAMES ARNESS. WHY-WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?? I'M A FARMER...I KNOW A THING OR TWO BECAUSE I'VE SEEN A THING OR TWO.