ONE DAY I WAS AT HOME MAKING LUNCH WHEN A COMPANY I APPLIED TO CALLED FOR A PHONE INTERVIEW.. HI OZBECK I'M LOOKING AT YOUR RESUME AND HAVE A COUPLE QUESTIONS IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE... DO YOU WEAR STEEL TOE BOOTS TO MOW THE LAWN? WHICH CANDY DO YOU PREFER SNICKERS, REESE'S CUPS, OR 3 MUSKETEERS? 3 MUSKETEERS; GREAT! TELL ME 3 THINGS YOU LOOK FOR IN A MANAGER. IF YOU ARE WHITE WE REQUIRE THAT YOU NOT SHAVE YOUR HEAD AS A TERM OF EMPLOYMENT.. ARE YOU OK WITH THIS? IF YOU COULD BE A VEGETABLE WHICH ONE WOULD YOU BE AND WHY? THANK YOU COULD YOU COME IN AND FILL OUT OUR 27 PAGE APPLICATION
