AN ATHEIST AND A CHRISTIAN ARE WALKING IN THE WOODS. A BEAR SUDDENLY APPEARS BEFORE THEM. THE CHRISTIAN IMMEADIETLY DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND STARTS TO PRAY. THE ATHEIST STARTS TO TIE HIS SHOES. THE CHRISTIAN ASKS WHAT HE IS DOING. THE ATHEIST GRINS, "WHILE YOU PRAY TO SOMEONE WHO WON'T HELP YOU, I'M GOING TO HELP MYSELF"
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