YEARS AGO, MY MOTHER GAVE ME A BULLET I PUT IT IN MY BREAST POCKET. TWO YEARS AFTER THAT, I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET; WHEN A BERSERK EVANGELIST HEAVED A GIDEON BIBLE OUT A HOTEL ROOM WINDOW, HITTING ME IN THE CHEST. BIBLE WOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH MY HEART IF IT WASN'T FOR THE BULLET
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