Cosby will have what Fogle is having

DEAR EIGHT-POUND, SIX-OUNCE, NEWBORN INFANT JESUS, DON'T EVEN KNOW A WORD YET, JUST A LITTLE INFANT AND SO CUDDLY, BUT STILL OMNIPOTENT, WE JUST WANT YOU TO SEND BILL COSBY TO THE SAME PRISON AS THE GUY WHO BEAT UP JARED FOGLE. AMEN.