Death metal problems :(

Death metal problems :( | MY MOTHER ACCIDENTALLY READ DEATH METAL LYRICS I WROTE IN MY DIARY NOW SHE THINKS I'M A SATANIC MASOCHISTIC GORE-OBSESSED PEDOPHILE RAPIST | image tagged in first world metalhead,death metal,metal lyrics,funny,metalhead problems,problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Just say you are dyslexic and meant to write "Hail Santa" i.imgflip.com/2944px.jpg (click to show)
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But then she'll stop celebrating Christmas! :(
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That is why I have a separate journal to do this, that way I make it clear that stuff that happens in death metal lyrics is not a part of my daily life... :/
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1:30 - dentist appointment
3:45 - pick up dry cleaning
5:30 - sacrifice newborn baby to Satan
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YOU GO TO A DENTIST? YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE LORD SATAN! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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AND REMEMBER, KIDS BRUSH YOUR TEETH AT LEAST TWICE A DAY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
:)
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BASED off of a true story; she read my lyrics which were actually quite tame compared to my other stuff, and thought it was horrific.
She didn't actually read my DEATH metal stuff :D
Just normal metal lyrics; think Metallica or something like that lmao
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True story.
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