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Death metal problems :( | MY MOTHER ACCIDENTALLY READ DEATH METAL LYRICS I WROTE IN MY DIARY; NOW SHE THINKS I'M A SATANIC MASOCHISTIC GORE-OBSESSED PEDOPHILE RAPIST | image tagged in first world metalhead,death metal,metal lyrics,funny,metalhead problems,problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5,269 views • 9 upvotes • Made by headbanger666 7 years ago in fun
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who_am_i
3 ups, 7y,
1 reply
Just say you are dyslexic and meant to write "Hail Santa"
headbanger666
2 ups, 7y
But then she'll stop celebrating Christmas! :(
headbanger666
2 ups, 7y,
1 reply
That is why I have a separate journal to do this, that way I make it clear that stuff that happens in death metal lyrics is not a part of my daily life... :/
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3 ups, 7y,
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1 up, 6y
YOU GO TO A DENTIST? YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE LORD SATAN! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
:D
headbanger666
2 ups, 7y
BASED off of a true story; she read my lyrics which were actually quite tame compared to my other stuff, and thought it was horrific.
She didn't actually read my DEATH metal stuff :D
Just normal metal lyrics; think Metallica or something like that lmao
JustJeff
2 ups, 7y
YOUR HIRED! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
headbanger666
2 ups, 7y
True story.
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MY MOTHER ACCIDENTALLY READ DEATH METAL LYRICS I WROTE IN MY DIARY; NOW SHE THINKS I'M A SATANIC MASOCHISTIC GORE-OBSESSED PEDOPHILE RAPIST