A downvote for u

England: WHAT THE F**K?!

France: honhonhonhon!

XD XD
WR: U R NOT HELPING WITH MY CAUSE

Svetlana: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! LIKE YOU!!!

WR: HOW DO U FROGET TO PUT YOUR SHIRT ON?........ and i know im a mistake i should be shot........

Svetlana: I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS A HOT DAY!!!

France: Hot like me...

Svetlana: *kicks him in the balls*

Svetlana: AT LEAST I WAS WEARING A BRA!!!

WR: i was fine

Svetlana: ANF WHAT THE FU K DO YOU MEAN, 'YOU'RE NOT HELPING MY CAUSE'?!

WR: WOMENS RIGHTS MOVEMENT ITS 1840 D@MN IT

Svetlana: SO YOU THINK THAT ME, ACCIDENTALLY OR NOT, SHOWING MY BRA WILL HARM FEMINISM?! WELL GUESS WHAT?! FEMINISM IS ABOUT BEING ABLE TO WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT (Within reason) AND NOT BEING AFRAID OF BEING HARASSED FOR IT!!! YOU SHOULD WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!

*Takes of her jacket*

Svetlana: THAT'S RIGHT!!! SCREW YOU ALL!!! I'M A F**KING FEMINIST!!!

WR: .... but the men

*Svetlana looks where the crash sound came from, sees a huge pile of pasta on the floor, and a voice under it screaming for help*

Svetlana: I think someone is buried under all that pasta... It's not funny... It's not funny... *Covers her mouth*

WR: i think italy

Svetlana: *starts digging into the pasta, finds Romano*

Romano: THAT LITTLE F**KTARD SHINDIG ITALY JUST DROPPED ALL THIS PASTA ON ME!!!

Svetlana: *covers Romano's face with pasta* NOPE.

WR: come on *uncovers romano* tell me evrything k

Romano: THAT STUPID SPAGHETTI-F**KING GERMAN-LOVING SLICE OF SHIT PIE KNOCKED ALL THIS PASTA ON ME!!!

WR: Your brother?

Romano: YES IT WAS MY DUMBASS BROTHER, WHO ELSE WOULD TRY AND KILL SOMEONE WITH F**KING PASTA?!?!

WR: I HATE OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE LETS SHOW THEM WHOSE BOSS!

Svetlana: So are we're going on an Italy hunt or something?

WR: maybe I’m going to definitely hurt Scare tho

*I look at the fanart*

THIS IS SOME ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT!!!

*Angrily flips my table*

I’m not good at art.... oh f**king well

Draw on paper, and take a photo, then send it to me. You might be better at that.

No I’m way better on an iPad than anything...

Shit, then.

Exactly

Svetlana: F**K THE MEN!!!

France: Yeah!

Svetlana: I TAKE THAT BACK!!! I TAKE THAT BACK!!! DON'T F**K THE MEN!!!

WR: im not dumb

Russia: Svetlana, please put your jacket back on.

*Svetlana immediately puts her jacket back on and zips it up all the way*

Svetlana: I'M SORRY!!!

Russia: It's ok.

WR: QUIT APOLIOGIZING TO MEN THEY R AWFUL

Svetlana: I'm apologising to Russia, not men.

WR: AHAHAHHAHAHA U JUST CALLED RUSSIA A WOMAN HAHAHA U MADE HIM THINK HE WAS A WOMAN EVEN THO HES A STUPID MAN

Svetlana: NO, I MENT I'M APOLOGISING TO RUSSIA ONLY, NOT ALL THE MEN.

*Atomic Slaps WR*

Lovina: I'll see what I can do. Should I bring any weapons?

WR: why not

Lovina: I'll bring the mustache!

WR: ok

*Lovina arrives*

Lovina: I've got the mustache!

WR: YAY

Lovina: *uses the mustache on WR*

Lovina: OH YOU LOOK SO VERY STUPID IN YOUR SILLY MUSTACHE!!!

WR: u know u look like u have the mustache from where I stand

Lovina: *GASP*

Svetlana: *comforts her* It's ok, WR is actually a really nice person...

Svetlana: ...

Svetlana: I lied.

U may not get it cause it’s from marvel and I may have made some characters

WR: I heard that
Lovina: do I look good in the mustache
WR: ja

Don't.

............................

What?

thats hilarious

It's funny because it's true!

im gettin comment timer
no russia only owns him

EVERYONE IS ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA.

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Svetlana: Stop trying to be a roadman.

We don't hate YOU.

Do ur friends know about me?

Ahaha, what friends?

..

Oh yeah, those friends! The ones who are the greatest friends on the planet!!!

Do they know the Perv American u all know and love?

They were so traumatized by it that I made them forget.

I FEEL SO LOVED

Don't.

I feel hated

WR; we rnt any more

Svetlana: I know. I was just telling him.

WR; ok...................................

Svetlana: So that nobody else sees him like that.

WR: explain plz

Svetlana: So Germany was standing there doing that sign trick, and accidentally looked like a nazi. If I didn't see him first, and told him to stop, someone else could've seen him, and they might've been... A bit less understanding. OKAY?!

WR: ok then

*Crash!*

WR: WTF WAS THAT

This is the fanart I was working on! That's Russia and Svetlana! You likey? (I know: I can't draw hands for love nor money.)

its gud

Thanks! Just 'gud' or is it actually really good? Sorry, I just want my fanart to be PERFECT. Are you home? Go on Quotev!

And it sreally good

Great! Thanks!

Yay

Im at school

Shit, then.

Y tho

U insult my country

Everyone insults your country.

Good

You should bear some of the thinks I've heard!

like what

So there was me and two guys, we were chatting shit (as always) and the subject of countries came up.

Guy 1: Germany is the Motherland, apparently.

Me: No, Russia is the Motherland. Germany is referred to as the Fatherland.

Guy 2: If there's a Motherland and Fatherland, what's the Brotherland?

Guy 1: England!

Me: Who's the Sisterland?

Guy 1: there isn't one.

Guy 2: What would America be?

Guy 1: ...

Guy 1: the Dumber land.

..........................................................................................

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

I feel hated

Things, not thinks

*Italy sees them*

Italy: Oh, hello guys! How are you? Oh shit, it's Romano!

*Italy runs*

WR: hay Lovino I have pasta

Italy: OH MY GOD!!! *faints*

WR: what..... I tried to get him over here.... I’m calling Lovina *calls her/

*Lovina picks up*

Lovina: Hello!

WR: hi so I need help...

Lovina: Yeah sure, what is it?

WR: *whispers but no 1 hears but lovina* os feli treaped Romano in a pile of pasta

Lovina: ahahahahaha! That's hilarious! So what's the problem?

WR: were trying to get back at Feli and Scare cause they r annoying and I suppose u could bring Felicina