They also ask if the date on my birth certificate is BC or AD

:-) quote of an affectionate teasing by my son-in-law!

I used to kid my Father In Law about being older than dirt. It was always out of love and respect. even the best way I presented it, almost made him smile. Fave one: And God stepped out in this void and chaos and turned to his companion and said, "Hey Ray, think I oughta create dirt today?"

lol :-)

Hmmm, I'm going to have to use the fart dust line with the skeleton I used in this post, because it looks like it's actually farting dust.

:-)

Sure thing. I'll wait a few days. I've got some others on the back burner

Be lookin' for 'em :-)

I'll be posting this either Saturday or Sunday. https://imgflip.com/i/2972jt?lerp=1524820290036

Just upvoted and left a reply :-)

Got it. Glad you liked. I figured I'd best explain the visual, as there's enough people here that would miss that aspect. I got a feeling that this could be a good series of old age jokes ala Jeff Foxworthy's You might be a redneck. Fitting that I should think of it today: my oldest brother turns 70 today. I'm almost a decade behind him.