HEY PARKER! WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE FOR DINNER TONIGHT? SIR, IF YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE SERVING UNCLE BEN'S TO MAKE ME CRY BECAUSE HE'S DEAD, THAT JOKE IS GETTING OLD! NO I WASN'T GOING TO SAY THAT, BUT I WAS ALSO GOING TO INVITE YOUR GIRLFRIEND GWEN TO COME OVER..... OH, WAIT A MINUTE! SHE'S DEAD TOO!