THANK YOU FOR CALLING THE WHITE HOUSE; If The President withheld payment and bankrupted your contracting company, press 1. If you are are a veteran/ P.O.W. and you wonder why the President doesn't like you, press 2. If the President is not responsible for anything he says or does becuase he is a Christian In Progress, stand in the street & yell "lock her up!" until you are arrested for obstructing traffic. Please note that The President will not pay your legal fees unless you attend a rally and punch somebody in the face.
