I'M JUST AN AVERAGE MAN, WITH AN AVERAGE LIFE.
I WORK FROM NINE TO FIVE; HEY HELL, I PAY THE PRICE. ALL I WANT IS TO BE LEFT ALONE IN MY AVERAGE HOME;
BUT WHY DO I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I'M IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE; WHEN I COME HOME AT NIGHT.
I BOLT THE DOOR REAL TIGHT. PEOPLE CALL ME ON THE PHONE I'M TRYING TO AVOID. WELL, CAN THE PEOPLE ON T.V. SEE ME.
OR AM I JUST PARANOID?
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