IN TROLL SCIENCE CO. WE DEVELOPED A SOLUTION TO MAKE SCHOOL GREAT AGAIN! SAD THAT THE EDUCATION SYSTEM IS BROKEN? WANT BETTER TEACHERS? YEAH, THANKS FOR ASKING; STEP TWO: USE THE HACK TO GET IN THE SCHOOL DISTRICT WEBSITE ADMINISTRATION THINGY; STEP ONE: STEAL, I MEAN, AQUIRE THE BEST HACKING DEVICE FOR COMPUTERS (BROTIP USE MAGNETS FOR FASTER "STEALING"); SKOOL STUFF; MAD WIRING SKILLZ, U JELLY? STEP FOUR (VERY CRUCIAL!!!) GET A HYPNOTIC RAY GUN FROM THE FUTURE; STEP THREE: FIDDLE WITH THE CURRICULUM UNTIL YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANT (BROTIP: MAKE YOURSELF THE PRINCIPAL OF THE SCHOOL FOR MORE TROLL POINTS!!!); FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-; SCHOOLS WILL GO BANKRUPT!
YOU'LL GET FREE MONEY,
ECONOMY WILL GO BANKRUPT!! FINAL STEP!!! HYPNOTIZE THE PRESIDENT, GOVERNER, ETC. TO APPROVE THESE CHANGES! AH, YES. PLANO WITH HAVE A DIFFERENT CURRICULUM STARTING TOMORROW! U JELLY, TRUMP?
