It might seem crazy wearing stripes and plaid
I Instagram every meal I've had
All my used liquor bottles are on display
We can go to see a show but I'll make ya pay
Because I'm tacky
Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks
Because I'm tacky
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined Crocs
Because I'm tacky
Never let you forget some favor I did for you
Because I'm tacky
If you're okay with that you might just be tacky too
I meet some chick, ask her this and that
Like, are you pregnant, girl, or just really fat
Oh now I'm dropping names almost constantly
That's what Kanye West keeps telling me
Here's why
Because I'm tacky
Wear my Ed Harty shirt with florescent orange pants
Because I'm tacky
Got my new resume, it's printed in Comic Sans
Because I'm tacky
Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad yelp review
Because I'm tacky
If you think that's just fine, then you're probably tacky too
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Tacky
Bring me shame, I never know why
Tacky
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Tacky
Bring me shame, I said
Tacky
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Tacky
Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
Tacky
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Tacky
Bring me shame, I said
Because I'm tacky
43 bumper stickers and a YOLO license plate
Because I'm tacky
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
Because I'm tacky
Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
Because I'm tacky
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints, hey, you said they're free
Because I'm tacky
I'll get drunk at the bank and take off my shirt at least
Because I'm tacky
I would live tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
Because I'm tacky
If I'm bit by a zombie, probably not telling you
Because I'm tacky
If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky too
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