THE U.S. DIDN’T WIN THE IRAQ WAR BECAUSE THE ALLEGED “PURPOSE OF THE WAR WAS ELIMINATING SADDAM HUSSEIN’S WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, BUT IT TURNS OUT HE DIDN’T HAVE ANY” (WALT). NO, WE ACTUALLY DID WIN THE WAR BECAUSE SADDAM HUSSEIN WAS “TORTURING AND MURDERING THOUSANDS OF HIS PEOPLE” AND THAT WAS BAD, SO WE PUT HIM TO JUSTICE THROUGH THE IRAQ GOVERNMENT, TO BE HANGED (ROSENBERG). NO! ARE YOU DUMB? WE DID LOSE THE WAR FOR SURE BECAUSE “THE DESTRUCTION OF IRAQ IMPROVED IRAN’S POSITION IN THE PERSIAN GULF — WHICH IS HARDLY SOMETHING THE UNITED STATES INTENDED” (WALT). DANG IT! WHY DO I ALWAYS THINK OF THINGS SO WRONG ALL THE TIME. MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE THE WAR IS “OFFICIALLY OVER AND MOST U.S. FORCES HAVE WITHDRAWN” (WALT). GOOD! NOW GET OUT, BECAUSE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT EDUCATED ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT THE U.S. “DIDN’T WIN IN ANY MEANINGFUL SENSE OF THAT TERM” OF THE IRAQ WAR (WALT).
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