I convinced him to make a Quotev account, I'll send you the link to him when he makes one. He has Instagram too: jayboydankmemes, apparently. Little wanker needs followers. He said he didn't want me to show you his pic...
America: GUYS, I'VE GOT IT!!! If we really want to know if Svetlana and Ivan are married, we'll just have to see if they... You know... Do it in bed... So here's the plan: We set up cameras in their bedrooms!