A vodka drinking boi
WR: Russia
2p WR (she’s in a mirror): A VODKA DRINKING B@STARD A$S B1TCH!!!!!!

Soviet Union! WE DON'T WANT THEM TO DIE!!!

WR: they won’t die

Soviet Union: THEY WILL IF THEY EAT YOUR FOOD!!!

WR: it’s not that bad is it? I once cooked for alfie he said it was good.... then later that might he got the food

Russia: Americans will like any food that has the possibility of giving you diabetes.

WR: well when he got done eating he threw up...... meh he probably got stomach flu

Belarus: Or food poisoning.

WR: why would I kill my boyfriend

Ukraine: I don't know. Why do you torture him?

WR: to prepare him when Scare comes

America: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUU

2p Italy: well r we gonna do the plan or not?
2p WR: right... *winks* latter sweeties if u want info on me ask Dollie (Dolores)!

NPT: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!

2p WR: hhaha whatda y agonna do?
2p Italy: *picks 2p wr up bridal style* come dafuq on!

NPT: *takes a photo, and puts in the caption "2p Italy and 2p WR are IN LOOOOOVE!!!"

NPT: I'll post this on the internet.

2p WR: YAY I GET TO BE CARRIED BY A GAY GUY!
2p ITALY: SHUT UP NO 1 IS SUPOSED 2 KNOW ABOUT Me AND GERMANY!!!!

NPT: I RECORDED THAT, AND I'LL POST IT ON THE INTERNET!!!

2p italy: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2p WR: if ur gonna just stand there u can put me down
2p italy; ugh fine but dont kick ur feet like the last time i had to do this

NPT: LAST TI.E?!?! ERMAHGERD!!!

2p WR: *starts kicking her legs* HAHAHHA
2p italy: ughhhhhhhh

NPT: Dafuq you asking me for?

Pridnestrovie: I like it!

Nyo Prussia: OK WHAT TIME THEN?

Pridnestrovie: How about 7?

Nyo Prussia: sounds good see you at seven

Pridnestrovie: Ok, see you then! Bye!

*Ends call*

Pridnestrovie: Um, guys? I think I'm in love.

WR: yaya

Pridnestrovie: I'M SERIOUS

WT: ok when’s the date who’s planing it and where?

Pridnestrovie: Let's let the Soviet Union decide everything. They're good at those kind of things. They'll text us their decisions.

WR: why cant i help?

GW: THAT'S YO MAMA!!!

*GW stabs WR with a knifu*

2p WR: OTALY U COMINIST!!! GET OVER HERE UVE KILLED B4!!

*GW stabs 2p WR*

2p WR: *nerly losses controll* HAHAHA

GW: *Gets pissed and stabs 2p WR in the eye*

2p WR: *nerly losses controll again* OK F*CK IT *calls 2P italy*

*GW completely destroys the phone*

2p WR: HA HES ALREDY ON HIS MARRY F*CKIN WAY AND IT WONT TAKE HIM TEN MINUTS PUNK!'
2p Italy: what have u got urself into now scare? Oh great another b*tch

GW: BOI, WAT U SAY?!

*GW attacks 2p Italy with her knifu, and he loses consciousness from the excessive blood loss*

2p WR: LUCIANO OMG MY GREATEST BUDDY!!! OH S"IT THIS IS ME BEST FREIND AND EVERONE ELSE CAN GO F"CK THEMSELVES!! *spots america* Oh look a hottie!

Russia: A food fight festival!

Ukraine: An escape room?

Belarus: a boxing match!

GW: *starts laughing uncontrollably*

WR: WHAT ABOUT ALL OF THOSE AND WITH ACAHOLE!

GW: I've just got the greatest idea ever!!! *Laughs again*

Everyone: TELL US!

GW: nah nah nah nah nah nah nah... It's incredibly weird. *Laughs*

Soviot union: PLZ!!

*GW whispers it to Russia*

*Russia laughs uncontrollably*

*Russia whispers it to Belarus*

Belarus: WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K?! *laughs uncontrollably*

*Belarus whispers it to Ukraine*

Ukraine: OH!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY F**KING... NO!!!

WR: can u tell me Ukraine?

Ukraine: JAPAN GETS THEM TO TAKE A LOOK AT HIS HENTAI COLLECTION

*everyone laughs like mad*

WR: *laughs so hard she falls* or his yaio colection!

Belarus: Ok, who makes the weirdest food? We'll get them to cook.

Ukraine: well I think there’s a tie for first

Russia: Who's the tie between?

Ukraine: me and little sister i would envlude *hn* but her cooking is awful

GW: Japan's food is pretty f**king weird... Let's ask him!

WR: yeah and then i can look at more gerita!

GW: America? A hottie? Dear Lord, I hope you were joking.

2p WR: So ugh did it hurt when u fell from heaven? Now I feel bad for you cause we hav the same type and just between u and me she’s can b a b1tch

GW: Yeah, America, did it hurt when you were thrown out of heaven? Because your face is all f**ked up from that fall!

2p WR: SHUT THE F*CK UP IM FLIRTING!! What ... oh he’s your boyfriend
2p Italy: ugh Scare wtf

America: wtf

2p WR: later sweetie

America: WHAT THE F**K.

2p WR: *winks at america* hehehehe hay Luci r ya better now?
2p Italy: si

America: I have a girlfriend... But that shouldn't matter.

2p WR: Well ur girlfriend is inside my head right now so ha

Pridnestrovie: that's... Alright! We can just... Be friends!

WR: ja ... r u ok?

Pridnestrovie: yeah... I'm fine! Very fine!

WR:..... ok............. here *hands him a phone number of nyo Prussia* call this

Pridnestrovie: Huh? Why? What's this?

WR: just call it

Pridnestrovie: Ok... *calls the number*

Nyo Prussia: HALO!!

Pridnestrovie: Hi! Um, WR gave me your number... Nice to meet you!

Nyo Prussia: YES I FINALLY GET TO TALK TO U WR HAS TOLD ME EVERYTHING ABOUT U!
*wr walks awayg

NPT: Do you guys have plans tomorrow?

2p WR: what?

NPT: I said: DO YOU GUYS HAVE PLANS FOR TOMORROW?!?!

WR: no why?

NPT: This dude asked me to ask you.

WR: who was the dude

NPT: Some guy called Pridnestrovie. He told me not to tell you.

WR: oh... tell him no im free

NPT: ok, then.

WR: so........... wtf does pridnestrovie want

Ukraine: So... Should we do it?

WR: a classic dinner with a twist

GW: by 'twist' do you mean 'Japan's hentai'?

WR: japan has omages of hentai and yaio.... i ocasonaly *fake cough* every night with america *fake cough* go over and by twist i mean we make the situations weird cause u know u love someone if uve been through weird s'it togethr

GW: Sounds good! At which restaurant?

WR: we make the meal

Russia: And we make a weird meal?

WR: I'll cook cause i wanna c if my cooking is good or not!

Soviet Union: NO!!!

WR: why not plz?

*they all nearly die laughing, except Russia, he's immortal*

WR: russia r u ok?

Russia: Yeah, why?

WR: ur not dieing laughing

Russia: I'll never die. I'll never even get close.

GW: AND I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT!!!

Russia: Aww, you're nice.

WR: its just an expression

Russia: It does not matter. Russia never dies.

WR: how did u not laugh

Russia: Because one day we will all regret this decision.

WR: meh i regret everything imdo cause majoity it just makes Scare stronger.....if u dont know her b glad

Russia: Yes, I am the best.

WR: who said that
2p WR: B@STARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GW: *slaps 2p WR* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT RUSSIA?!?!?!?!

2P WR: I SAID B@STARDS B!TCH NOW MAKE ME A MOTHER F&CKIN SANDWITCH

GW: *slaps 2p WR's face with a baseball bat* BE GONE, YOU WORTHLESS BROAD!!! NOBODY LIKES YOU!!! NOT EVEN YOU!!!

2p WR: HA I GOT CONTROLL NOW LET ME GO C THE OTHER 2PS!!!!!!!!1

GW: YEAH, IN YOUR DREAMS!!! YOU JUST TRIED TO INSULT RUSSIA!!! YOU GON B DEAD, BITCH!!!

2p WR: ITALY GTF OVER HERE I NEED TO BARROW A KNIFE

GW: ITALY, F**K OFF.

Italy: Sorry WR, General Winter is scarier than you!

*Italy walks away*

WR: WHO DAFUQ IS THAT?

Pridnestrovie: Ok, you can also help.

WR: YAY

Pridnestrovie: Have fun! Now excuse me, I'm off to pick out my best outfit.

WR: later

Russia: Ok, let's make this the craziest date ever.

Belarus: Yeah!

WR: YAY BELARUS!!

Ukraine: Hi!

WR: UKRAINE!!

GW: Am I part of the Soviet Union?

Russia: Of course you are! *Hugs GW*

GW: Yay! *Hugs him back*

WR: ... ok lets do this ok first off lets make sure its weird af

Pridnestrovie: really? What did she tell you?

*They start having a nice conversation*

Nyo Prussia: HAY WANNA GO OB A DATE?

Pridnestrovie: Wow, I was about to ask you the same thing! YES!

Nyo Prussia: is when?

Pridnestrovie: How about tonight? Or tomorrow? Whenever is convenient for you!

Nyo Prussia: ugh tomorrow’s good where at?

Pridnestrovie: At the Restaurante de la Aejeong.

WR: ARE YOU MAD THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE

NPT: YEAH NO S*IT!!
Nyo Prussia: I was thinking a bar..

Pridnestrovie: It's my treat. Unless you want to go to a bar...

Nyo Prussia: or we could have our friends make a romantic date!

NPT: I don't effing know. Ask him.

WR: where is he?

NPT: Probably in that alleyway, talking to that hitman over there.

WR: ok thx

NPT: You're welcome!

WR: now prode what do u need?

Pridnestrovie: *blushing* Uh... Um... Hi... So you... Talked to Dolores, right?

WR: ja

Pridnestrovie: I... Really... Want to... Go out on... A date... With you.

WR: er um I er am seeing some one