DERP: I'M 16 AND I CAN FINALLY DRIVE A CAR! PARENT: DERP! WE'RE MOVING TO FRANCE! DERP: But you have to be 18 to drive a car in France... -TWO YEARS LATER-; DERP: I'M 18 AND I CAN FINALLY DRINK ALCAHOL! PARENT: DERP WE'RE MOVING BACK TO AMERICA SO YOU CAN STUDY HARD AT A UNIVERSITY! DERP: But you have to be 21 to drink in America...
