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1 up, 6y,
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ARE YOU ON?!?! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HOURS!!!
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Sorry new glasses
1 up, 6y,
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Cool! What do they look like?
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. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
To bad they kinda make me dissy sense its a new perscription so plz deal with my mistakes
1 up, 6y,
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Hello? Are you on? I've been waiting for hours!!!
0 ups, 6y
Yeah sorry my mom had to pick her glasses up
1 up, 6y,
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Are you on?
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R u?
1 up, 6y,
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Yeah, you?
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Yes
1 up, 6y,
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Are u on?
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Yeah sorry I fell asleep idk when but I’m fully awake now
1 up, 6y,
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Hey, are you on?
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Yeah sorry i was watching Mountain monsters... it's like Josh Gates destination truth on staroids! U need to watch both cause i nerly died laughin so much!
1 up, 6y,
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Ummmm... Ok.
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WATCH IT!!
1 up, 6y,
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What's it called again?
0 ups, 6y,
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montain monsters and josh gates destination truth
1 up, 6y,
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Jesus, that's a title and a half.
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no theres two
1 up, 6y,
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Oh. No wonder it's so long. I might watch those. What are they about?
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trying to chatch monsters but one has a bunch of hilbillys and the other is dumb a6ses
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Yes r u on?
1 up, 6y,
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Oh s2it.....
1 up, 6y,
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2p wr; ok what would u like me to summon a helicopter a jet a bird?
2p romano: how wbout a jet? icey blue to bring out ur eyes!
2p wr: good thinking
1 up, 6y,
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GW: *loudly* A blue jet? To bring out the colour of her eyes? A jet is a mode of transportation, not a f**king dress or an accessory. Dear Lord, I'm surrounded by idiots.
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2p romano: who is she?
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GW: NO ONE! JUST FORGET YOU SAW ME!!! *Runs around the corner*
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2p WR: must b a new b
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GW: *thinks* Why doesn't she recognise me? Wait a second... If she doesn't know who I really am... I CAN EXPLORE THIS PLACE AS MUCH AS I LIKE WITH NO FEAR OF GETTING CAUGHT.

*GW explores the place with no fear of getting caught*
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2p WR: ok so cherry why dont u where red more?
2p romano: yeah im with Scare now who is gonna be the big funnish?
2p WR: i think its gonna be blood and bones maybe more once he wakes up oh and yourturing the ones around
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GW: Yeah, you're right. I should wear red more. Maybe I can dye my fur coat with the blood of my enemies... Or maybe not, that thing's expensive.
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2p WR: or flavio can steal u one!
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GW: Really? Great! Wait, where are we going?
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2p WR: wait a sec hay caome with us cherry
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GW: Ok, then.

*Thinks* My name is Cherry now?
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2p WR: to tourture the 1ps and testing something on 1p america i would tell u Cherry but its top secret
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GW: You won't torture 1p Russia, would you? I heard that he has 2 bodyguards- one is his... Um... 'yandere girlfriend'... And the other one is... possessed? My Queen, I, as your loyal subject, do fear for your safety.
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2 WR: oh then I’ll just give him regular chains sense I can’t have anyone interfering or just tie him down... what do u think? And BOYS LOOK AT HER SHE IS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF A GOOD PERSON ROMANO UR FINE CAUSE U STEAL STUFF FOR ME!
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GW: *thinks* My Queen?! Loyal subject?! YANDERE GIRLFRIEND?! F**king hell, I'll do anything to preserve this new persons of mine...

GW: Just stay the f**k away from them. They're creepy! Creepy as f**k and nowhere to be seen... I'm sure they'll obey you anyway, you're so well respected, feared, even!
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2p WR: ok so cherry how was ut in 1p land?
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GW: *thinks* The real question is, how was it in 2p land?

*Says* It was... Nice!
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2p WR: why not?
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Everyone: Because you're a bitch, and quite frankly, terrifying.
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2p WR: oh thx Cherry now I would ask u for your name but Cherry fits your mind now I wonder if Dollie's gonna be there hmmm who knows now where at the roof and time for the black helicopter with a red scare get it sense I wear a red skirt and the rest is black?
2p China: ok we get it
2p WR * summons a helicopter and flies it to the 1p base thing* WE'RE HERE MY SWEETS!!
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All the 1ps: GW, WHAT ARE YOU...

GW: JUST ROLL WITH IT!!!
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2p WR: r u comiing cherry or dose someone need to carry u?
1 up, 6y
GW: NOPE!!! I'm fine.

*Follows 2p WR*
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2p WR: HELLO MY NEW SUBJECTS NOW I NEED TO KNOW TWO THINGS OK ONE WITCH IS 1P AMERICA AND WITCH IS 1P RUSSIA!
America: I’m 1p America
Russia: I’m 1p Russia
2p WR: why is it always the cute one? *gets burning hot chains and ties everyone epsept a,Erica and Russia* now sweetie I told you I’d be back remember?
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GW: *whispers to Russia so quietly that 2p WR Doesn't hear* Ok, so she thinks my name is Cherry. She thinks I'm a 'loyal subject' of hers. Don't worry, I've got everything under control. Where's Alex? (Alex is what they call 2p GW. Nobody knows her real name)

Russia: Being creepy as f**k and nowhere to be seen.

GW: If anything goes wrong, she will beat Scarlett's monkey ass. Now, act normal, don't piss Scarlett off.
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2p WR: Now u never awsered my question cutie did it hurt when u fell from heaven
America: I have a girlfriend
2p WR: heh yeah ik now HERES HETAONI! *makes America go to sleep and puts the nightmare in his head after about ten minutes he starts crying aka the part where WR dies* ughhhhh why is it so blan in here? It needs more blood and bones!
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GW: I agree. You must be a genius to think of something like Hetanoi!

*2p WR does the same to Russia. Ten minutes later, the Henatoi starts crying*

Russia: That was fun!
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2p WR: why thank u Cherry but wtf is wrong with him?
2p Italy: hi I came I was getting restless
2p WR: YAY LUCI!!!!!
2p Italy: don’t call me that!
2p WR: SO SWEETIES
2p A,Erica: what do ya want doll
2p WR: IM NOT TALKING TO U
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*GW and Russia quietly trolololol so nobody else hears*
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2p WR: Now do you think I’m evil? *takes off the bananadas so they couldn’t talk*
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Everyone except Russia: YES.
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2p WR: YES!! OK THEN LATER SWEETIES ILL BE BACK AND A,Erica *kisses 1p America’s check* I’ll c u later *winks*
2p Romano: *picks 2p WR up bridal style like nearly everyone did cause it’s what she suggests for 2 reasons 1 it makes WR mad and 2 it p1sses most of the 2ps off and the fact it’s just fun to her*
2p WR: YAY!!
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*they leave*

GW: IVAN!!! ARE YOU OK?! *hugs him*

Russia: Don't worry, no nightmares will ever scare me. I have a strong mind, and a strong will. Unlike America the little pussy boiiii here.
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2p WR: good we'll b ariving at base soon
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GW: *suddenly realises that she doesn't know how to get back to the 1p land*
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(Its not land its base btw)
2p WR: so ugh cherry sense u know a lot about the 1ps im guessing u nce were one and came to us?
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GW: *thinks* SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

*says* So... Once upon a time... I was this normal person, who was also unemployed. I tried to look for a job, but nobody hired me. Suddenly, there was this big... War... And so I... Joined the army... and beat it's ass. I suddenly realised that I wanted to be someone special, someone strong. So I did one hundred push ups, one hundred sit ups, one hundred squats and ten kilometres of running every day for 3 years. I became too strong for the 1ps. And now I'm here!
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2p WR: oh...................
2p Itaky: we're here
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2p Italy: Cherry isn't your real name, is it? What's your real name?

GW: ...

GW: Um...

GW: Saitama.
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2p Italy: why does Scare call u cherry anways?
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GW: *shrugs*
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2p WR: *gets italy* well it fits her and her bloodish thoughts duh
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GW: Aww!!! That's so nice of you!
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2p WR: no prob
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*they arrive*
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????2p WR: u miss us?
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Everyone: No.
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Everyone: COMMINDT
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Me: It's spelt 'communist', u after the m, not I.

America: *hides in a corner with a gun and cries* GET AWAY FROM ME, COMMIES!!!
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Me: ok thx
WR: aww alfi what’s wrong?
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America: *whispers* C-Communists... Everywhere! Ah! Get away from me!
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*romania and America stay*
Romania: do u mind if I do the trick?
America: I don’t give a s*it
*romania does the trick*
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*WR starts waking up*

GW: ROMANIA!!! NO!!! RUN!!!

*GW drags Romania out*

GW: AMERICA, RUN!!!

*GW tries to drag him out, too*

America: DON'T TOUCH ME, COMMUNIST!!!

*WR slowly gets up*

America: AHH!!!

*America runs away*
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WR: harry is zhat u?
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Harry: Nikita, how do I get out? She's so close!!!

GW: Where are you now?

Harry: In the closet, upstairs!

GW: Where is she?

Harry: She's going up the stairs!

GW: Ok, listen. Get a small, heavy object and throw it downstairs. She will go downstairs, towards the sound of the object falling. Then, sneak into America's room, and hide under the bed. I will give more instructions from there.

~So that's exactly what happens~
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WR: bin ich wirklich so schlimm?
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Harry: Du bist nicht der wahre WR! Die echte ist nett und sie hat kein Blut über sie!

*Harry reaches the balcony, but is too scared to jump*

Harry: *whispers to himself* Come on, Harry! You can do it! Jump! Don't be scared! Just do it!
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WR: what happened....... they could have at least stayed sure I would tourture them... SHUT UP SCARE IM NOT TALKIN TO UR SORRY A$S!!
1 up, 6y
Harry: Hey, Aunt *hn*, what happened?! I've got some-

*Hears WR say "I would torture them"*

*Backs away, slowly*
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WR: du denkst, es tut mir leid, es ist nur die Hälfte der Zeit, die du weg rennst oder dich versteckst ..... Bravo auf der deutschen Seite erinnerst du dich an das erste Wort, das du auf deutsch gesagt hast?
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Harry: Hey, sieh mich an! Ich entkomme völlig von dir!

*Harry jumps, but WR catches him in mid-air, and now he's hanging on by his shirt that WR is holding*
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WR: oh hi harry how’s it going sorry America just shot me in the chest and I was talking to myself how are you today?
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Harry: WAT DAFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUQ

*backs away slowly out of the room, then hides*
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WR: Harry vhats wrong its just me
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Harry: *from his hiding place*YEAH, SURE! YOU HAVE BLOOD ALL OVER YOURSELF, YOU HAVE A CRAZY LOOK ON YOUR FACE AND YOIR HAIR IS ALL MESSED UP!!! YOU'RE NOT WR!!! YOU'VE ONLY DISGUISED YOURSELF AS HER!!! WHO ARE YOU, REALLY?!
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WR: .................. uhh *looks at herself* awww man i got blood on me! To bad i cant look in a mirror................... *tries to fix hair makes it worse* ughhhhhhhhhhhhh D@MN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh crap harry .......... Harry wanna peice of candy? Oh wait i look like a peice of crap....
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Harry: *calls the biggest badass he knows*

Hey, Nikita? There's a crazy person in America's house, she looks like *hn*! Help me!!!

GW: DON'T WORRY DUDE, I WILL NUKE THAT LITTLE BITCH SO BAD THAT SHE BECOMES BARBECUE CHICKEN!!!

*Harry laughs*
*WR hears, and goes towards the laugh*
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*on the phone america asks wtf is going on*
WR: F*CKIN D"AMN BIG A"S MOTHER F"CKIN
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Harry: Nikita! I'm under the bed! Now what?

GW: Ok, if you go go out of America's room, go right and go left, there should be a room with a balcony. If you look out of the balcony, you should see a garden with a giant trampoline. Jump off the balcony and on the giant trampoline. Then hide under the trampoline and await further instruction.

*Harry accidentally presses 'loudspeaker'

GW: GO NOW!!!

*WR hears the phone, and walks towards America's bedroom, but doesn't see Harry under the bed*
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2p WR: So everyone the wait is over it’s time to see me and Italy’s plan we have Been working on and tested it on WR and the other Italy it works every time it’s called hetaoni it’s a nightmare that only the strong can servive if even then all of there friends die and in the very end they sacrifice themselves and have to watch how the others take it any thoughts
2p England & Romano: THATS SO SAD!!!!
2p Germany:.... those two are right ya know
2p America: well doll who are we gonna try it on first
2p japan: I think we should try it on alen
2p WR: *stares into his eyes cause some people in the real world can tell what there emotions or if there lieing or not etc and Scare and a lot of other 2p rights have mastered this* we r trying it on 1p America
2p Italy: your gonna need back up while your doing this like it or not
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*GW's phone starts ringing, the ringtone is Gangnam Style*

2p Japan: This music is so... Beautiful.

2p Germany: Almost... Hypnotic...

*Everyone starts Gangnam Styling except 2p WR*
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WR: *turns into 2p WR eyes r now red*
2p WR: OFF OF UR QUEEN!!!!!!
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GW: YOU'RE NO QUEEN, YOU'RE JUST A PEASANT!!! OH, AND NOW YOU WANT TO BRING OUT YOUR 2p SIDE? WELL, WHY DON'T I BRIG MINE, TOO!!!

Everyone: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! PLEASE, NO!!!
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2p WR: ugh f*ck *nerly goes back to WR and rember wr and her 2p r in the same body unless the one thats out shoots the center of there head then for a certain amount of time there sprat but hav eto stay close to each other or theyll b brought back to each other* *teleprots to 2p italy*
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Me. Wait a second, only 2p GW can teleport!
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2p WR: I MADE HER MAKE ME COE OUT!
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GW: OK, NOW IT'S MY TURN!!!

(Imagine a GW version of Slenderman. That's what 2p GW looks like.)

2p GW: *looks at them from behind a tree*

*EVERYONE gets creeped out*
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Me: how about all the 2p rights can teleport? Fair enough?
1 up, 6y
Me: 2p GW is based on Slenderman, therefore she has no face, her hair can strangle you and she can teleport. Just because. You can base 2p WR on whatever you want. You can give her a different superpower or something.
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WR: Oh Scheiße, wir springen aus dem Balkon und wir gehen zu Mic 'Platz
*takes Harry a mix of bridal style and baby style and jumps on the trampoline and hits the ground*
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*the ninja assassin jumps out of the balcony onto the trampoline and starts shooting at WR, but avoids hurting Harry.*

Harry:
Warten! Ich denke ich weiß wer das ist! Ergreife sie und nimm ihre Maske ab!
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WR: hes my nephew
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Ninja assassin: (in a feminine, Russian voice) DON'T GIVE ME THAT- Um, I mean, *ahem* (speaks in masculine voice) DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT, YOU'RE NOT THE REAL WR!!!
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2p WR: GUYS WERE GOING TO DO HETAONI ON 1P AMERICA RIGHT?
2ps: RIGHT!!!!!!!!
2p WR: axis u need rest allies and romano come withme
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GW: *very sneakily follows them*
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2p WR: ah where u born with it to?
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GW: Born with what?
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WR: da h3ll I know I herd something
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*Harry crawls from under the bed and runs towards the balcony*

Harry: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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WR: harry am i the real german wr?
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Harry: *pulls on the ninja assassin's mask*

Ninja assassin: *gently takes his hand off the mask* (in feminine Russian voice) Please get off.

Harry: WAIT A SECOND.

Ninja assassin: (in masculine voice) WHAT?!
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2p WR: ur 2p..... do u have like a special conection or somein?
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GW: No. No we don't. Wait... Where the f**k is she?

*2p GW teleports to WR, makes her disappear, then teleports to 2p WR and throws her against the wall, really hard.*
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WR: vhat s it harry?
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Ninja Assassin: YOU MIGHT'VE FOOLED HARRY, BUT YOU DON'T FOOL ME!!! YOU'RE NOT THE REAL WR!!!

*The ninja assassin tackles WR and starts beating the holy shitu out of WR*

*Harry pulls off the ninja assassin's mask*
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WR: Okay, wer ist es dann?
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Harry: I'm not sure!

*The ninja assassin shoots WR in the chest. WR drops Harry, then Harry runs a few meters away. The ninja assassin gets between them, and stands like they're protecting Harry from WR.*

Ninja Assassin: (in a masculine voice with a heavy Russian accent) Get away from Harry!
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2p WR: dafuq
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*whilst everyone is too busy Gangnam Styling, GW steals all the papers and documents on the table, along with some valuable jewellery the 2ps are wearing*
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WR: ur fine......ugh do u need a hug?
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America: GET AWAU FROM ME, COMMUNIST!!!
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WR: *sits In his lap* now listen u f*ckin b@stard do u want a hug from ur girlfriend or not
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*America gets scared by WR touching him, and accidentally shoots WR in the chest*

WR: AH!!! *loses consciousness*

Everyone: OH, SHIT!!!
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Prussia: I don’t think she’s gonna forgive u for that one
Italy: OH MY SHES BLEEDING WTF DO WE DO?
Germany: calm down all we have to do is call WR and she’ll fix it
England: she’s the one bleeding
America: OH F*CK SHES GONNA KILL ME!!
Romania: I know a trick to make her stop bleeding
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GW: WHO CARES?! EVERYBODY RUN!!! RUN BEFORE SHE WAKES UP AND STARTS KILLING PEOPLE!!!!

*EVERYBODY RUNS*
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WR: es ist in Ordnung, harry dein Safe, das ist alles, was zählt ............
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Harry: Ok, aber wenn ich in Sicherheit bin ... wer ist das da drüben?

*Points to the person behind them that looks like a ninja assassin*
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WR: Oh, haben die Tische mein kleiner Neffe gedreht
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Harry: ÄHHH!!! LASS MICH GEHEN!!! Töte mich nicht !!! HILFE!!! AHH, HILFE, DIESE VERRÜCKTE FRAU WIRD MICH MICH TÖTEN !!!

*Shirt suddenly rips, but not all the way*
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2p WR: *makes it so italy cant move or see or talk and throws him in the jet breaking a window*
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GW: That's gotta do some damage.

*Whispers* Hey Ivan, make sure Alex looks after you. I gon do some sneaky spying stuff.
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WR: *pulls harry from the balcony and hugs him* Komm her komm jetzt mach das nicht nochmal Harry und wie kann ich es mir beweisen? ugh hol mir ein Telefon, damit ich Amerika anrufen kann
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Harry: *hugs her back* Es tut mir Leid! Ich dachte, du wärst einer von den Serienkillern, die jemanden getötet haben und sich so angezogen haben, dass niemand bemerkt hätte, dass diese Person tot war! Es tut mir leid, dass ich vom Balkon gesprungen bin, ich wollte einfach weg! Ich war jedoch auf diesem riesigen Trampolin unterwegs. Das wäre so toll gewesen!
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America: MY GIRLFRIEND DIED IT WAS AWFUK THEN I HAD TO C HERE LIVE WITH MY SACRIFICE
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Russia: *scoffs*
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2p England: you guys on it looks about a few feet till the base
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2p GW: ... (2p GW doesn't talk)
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2p WR: WE FROGOT CHERRY!!
2p Italy: ok then I’ll go with you to help get a prisoner
*they get a cherry clolored jet and go to 2p bass while everyone epsept 2p GW goes to 2p base 2p GW disappears*
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GW: *sees the cherry coloured jet*

F**king hell, you have a jet for every occasion...
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2p WR: ok what r we waiting on
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2p GW: *shrugs*
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2p WR: what color?
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2p GW: *shrugs*
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2p WR: *crashes plain into a window* WE CAME TO RESUE U AND BRING A PRISSOMOR BACK WITH US!!!!
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GW: Bring America as prisoner.
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2p WR: *spots north italy waving a white flag* AWWWWWWWW Luci can we keep it?
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GW: *shrugs* *whispers* Sorry, dude!
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America: then she kissed my cheek WHO WAS THAT CHICK ANYWAY
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GW: That was Scarlett. *Tells them everything she knows about Scarlett*
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England: what’s so funny?
1 up, 6y
*Russia and GW laugh so hard that they fall off their seats*
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Meanwhile~ On the 2p jet
2p WR: so flavio luci can I stay at your place?
2p Italy bros at the Same time: yes (Romano) I do the care (Italy)
2p WR: YOUR THE BEST!
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*2p GW teleports behind WR, and silently strangles 2p WR with her hair because she attempted to hurt Russia*
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2p Italy: bay Scare Scare SCARE?! *looks back* ugh Alen May rest epset my brother go after her.
*they do*
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Me: They did what? I don't understand.
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Me: they started attacking 2p GW
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Me: Oh.

*2p GW teleports behind them and throws them off the plane, along with 2p WR*

*Forgets that there's no pilots anymore without anybody on the plane*

*The plane crashes*
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America: so is she inside her head or her a$s cause she is an a$sho,e
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Everyone: *chuckle a little bit*
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England: much like where they both came from....
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*crickets chirping*
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England: that’s where baby’s come from dumb arses
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Everyone: dafuq?

Russia + GW: *laugh uncontrollably at England's stupidity*
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Me: ok then 2p WR can summon anything or anyone at anytime anywhere
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Me: Fair enough!
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Mem h3ll yeah
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GW: I told you not to mess with me, Scarlett! Now you have to deal with her!

*Points to 2p GW*
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2p WR: *still holding on then 2p Italy wakes up then quietly pushes 2p GW off and she is left unconsious* danke
2p Italy: come on my partner in crime lets get back to the meeting of 2ps
2p WR: agreed
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*2p GW disappears*

GW: *Thinks* And I'll be joining you!

*Climbs onto the helicopter and hides*
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2p WR: its so good being back
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*they arrive at the top-secret 2p meeting place, and GW writes down it's location. Nobody noticed her.*
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2p italy: EVERYONE THE QUEEN OF US ALL IS BACK AND HAS CAME TO .... WTF
2p WR: im decorating now sense this is all balck it could use some... blood and bones dont u think?
2p Italy: idk i guess
1 up, 6y
2p Japan: What about NPT? I
definitely remember she kicked your ass.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: that b1tch is a lier but u know I can summon anything and what can she do
2p Italy: I AM THE SECOND MOST BAD A$S HERE SHE IS THE FIRST NOW SHUT UP!!
2ps: YES SIR!
1 up, 6y
*the 2ps start talking about top-secret important things, and GW records it all*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: *summons a group of people* deal with the axis
1 up, 6y,
5 replies
*2p GW teleports behind them, strangles them with her hair and throws them against the wall, making them lose consciousness. (All of this happens in a fraction of a second)*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: *starts shooting an ak 47* HAHAHHAHAH
America: we have to follow them
1 up, 6y
GW: BITCH, AK-47s ARE RUSSIAN GUNS!!! THEY WON'T DO JACK SHIT!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: DONT CARE ITS FUN SHOOTIN!!
1 up, 6y
2p GW: *teleports to the helicopter and pushes 2p WR off*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: grabs on a thing
1 up, 6y
2p GW. *steps on her hands*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: ITALY!!!!! THE REST!!!! F*CK!!
1 up, 6y
GW: HA HA!!! DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: er ugh *summnpon helicopter and grabs the 2p axis*
1 up, 6y
*GW blows raspberry at them*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
1 up, 6y,
3 replies
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
1 up, 6y,
8 replies
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
1 up, 6y
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: I’m a cominist
1 up, 6y
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
1 up, 6y
America: *screams and runs away*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
1 up, 6y
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
1 up, 6y
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
1 up, 6y
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
1 up, 6y
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
1 up, 6y
0 ups, 6y
Ok *when u look away screams h'll yaeh*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Larry: Harry
1 up, 6y,
39 replies
2p GW : Y U LYIN 4
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: ..
1 up, 6y
*GW + NPT arrive*

GW + NPT: DUBSTEP!!! YAY!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: well what side is he on and whats his name so we can call him that?
1 up, 6y
Harry: What side is who on? And what's whose name? Who's him?!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: ALFRED R OK IM GONNA BE RIGHT HERE OK *goes to america* nein nein nein liblimg stay with me
1 up, 6y
GW +Russia + NPT: OOOOOOOOHHHHHH THAT WAS THE BEST!!! THING!!! EVEEEEEEER!!!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: its ok harry
1 up, 6y
Harry: Of course it's ok! I found the cure! Constantly listening to dubstep! Sigourney, Nikita, thank you! It was all because of you!

GW: DOES THIS MEAN HARRY'S CURED?!

NPT: YES. YES IT DOES!!! HARRY, WELCOME BACK! WE'RE COMING BACK! AND WE'LL NEVER LEAVE AGAIN!!! As long as you keep playing that dubstep.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Larry: *gets tired of the music so turns back to harry*
Harry: Guys guys..... GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO ME
1 up, 6y
*GW and NPT are completely stoned*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: VHAT DID JU DO TO MY LIBLING
0 ups, 6y
Russia+GW+NPT+Harry: BEST! PRANK! EVER!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
harry: WELL?
1 up, 6y
*they don't want to reply to him, so they don't*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: Harry I'm going over to Alfreds... bye till ugh Mic washes my cloths cause pf what he did last night with france i would tell but ur to young
1 up, 6y
GW: F**KING EWWW!!!

*plays dubstep very loudly* (Bipolars like WR and Harry can't listen to dubstep because it's painful)
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: GET THE F'CK UP
0 ups, 6y
Harry: *whispers* the fun don't stop there!

*Pours a bucket of cold water on WR*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
harry: do u guys not like me?
1 up, 6y
GW: we like this you, but we don't like that you, and that you is this you, so we can't like this you because of that you, even though that you isn't this you, even though it is.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
harry: so ur leaving me?
1 up, 6y
NPT: Man's all confused.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
0 ups, 6y
Russia+GW+NPT: *scream with laughter*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Bipolars in the house cause udhr is there: TURN IT DOWN!!!!!
WR: NPT DO U WANNA KNOW WTF HAPPENED JUST TO TICK DYLAN OFF
1 up, 6y
NPT: *a little bit high* Yeah, what?
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Harry; so yes?
1 up, 6y
NPT: LET ME EXPLAIN: WE LIKE YOU. BUT WE DON'T LIKE YOUR OTHER SIDE. EITHER YOU GET RID OF YOUR OTHER SIDE OR WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Larry: yeah deal wit it
1 up, 6y
Me: So there are three types of 2ps: Singles, Bipolars and Geminis.

The Singles don't have a 2p side. They just don't.

The Bipolars do have a 2p side, but both sides share one body. It's like Bipolar Disorder, that is where the name comes from. There are 2 types of Bipolars- Natural Bipolars and Forced Bipolars. Natural Bipolars are born with their 2p side. Forced Bipolars are not. There is a drug that can turn a Single into a Forced Bipolar. It breaks the mind into two halves, and the brain reacts by separating these two halves into two sides. An antidote is available. WR is a good example of a Bipolar.

Geminis do have a 2p side, but they have separate bodies. They are like two different people, but with almost identical looks and life experiences. GW and NPT are good examples of Geminis.

The Bipolars and the Geminis absolutely hate each other, because the Bipolars prey on Singles and force them to be Bipolar (like what happened with Harry) and Geminis have launched a genocide campaign to get rid of Bipolars.

2p GW: THE BIPOLARS TURNED HARRY!!!

GW: NO!!!

NPT: I'LL KILL THEM ALL!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Harry: but i i cant scare did the entire thing to make it permanate
1 up, 6y
NPT: Then I guess man's better wave goodbye to us. Blame yo aunt for this.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
This sucks
1 up, 6y
What does?
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Harry: *starts crying* its not her falt its scares! *waves farewell*
1 up, 6y
NPT.: I'm sorry. I. I'm really sorry. Man has to wave goodbye to his best friend's, it's all sad. Go cry to yo batshit crazy aunt. She might fix this. If not, kill her filthy ass.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: *whispers in npts ear so harry doesnt hear* he got cum all over my f'ucking cloths cause he thought there where his.....
0 ups, 6y
NPT: WHYYYY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS?!?!?!?!

*PLAYS DUBSTEP EVEN LOUDER*

NPT: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
The fact i frogot witch comment u rpelyed to when im lookon back
0 ups, 6y
Ok then, we continue this on another meme.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: harry harry i just came back from h3ll scare told me everthin
1 up, 6y
Harry: *cries* But why? Why?
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: grrrrrr IM LEAVING DYLAN CALL ME WHE THEY LEAVE
*wr leaves and goes to americas house*
1 up, 6y
GW: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

NPT: I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?

GW: nah nah nah, we make Dylan call WR and say that we left, and then we booby trap the house like in the Home alone movies!

NPT: that is the most evilest thing I can ever imagine.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: probly an evil plan
1 up, 6y
Harry: *cries* It's not fair! I don't want to be like this! I want to be normal! Nikita and Dolores left me because of this! I can't go on like this!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: lets go give them a visit shall we?
1 up, 6y
*something inside of Harry's mind breaks*

Harry: I will make this right. I will get rid of them all. All of those... Like me.

Harry: and I'll start... With you.

*Harry attacks WR with the knife Scarlette gave him*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: hr this wont work she'll make it worse
1 up, 6y
Harry: that's not what I'm going to do.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: *turns into scare*
Scare: BURN B"TCH *sets harry on fire*
1 up, 6y
Harry: *sets Scarlette on fire too, then stabs her straight in the heart*

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! DIE, BOTH OF YOU!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Larry: then your killing me harry *hn* scare Dylan and dad and probly more
1 up, 6y
2p GW: I GON FIND THE F**KING ANTIDOTE.

*2p GW completely trashes 2p WR's base looking for the antidote*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
meanwhile
WR: And thats why im over here
Ameroca: i like it when u come over *hugs her and pulls her on tge couch* comfy
WR: maybe
Ameroca: yay
1 up, 6y
~MEANWHILE~

*they booby trap the house and make Dylan call WR and say that they left*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: PEOPLE YAY
1 up, 6y
GW + NPT: ME GUSTA!!! HARRY, YOU'RE AWESOME!!! INNIT DUBSTEP IS THE BEST?!?!

Harry: I can hear nothing but white noise, and it hurts to listen to it, but I like it because it keeps my 2p away.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Larry: he’s in my mother f*ckin brain b*tch
1 up, 6y
2p GW: BOI, WAT UP SAY?!

*drops him on the head*

2p GW: *loading...*

2p GW: *whispers* Oh my God, they turned you.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: but im at alfies having a good time
Ameroca: *hn* can u help me with something
WR: vha- *america kissed WR* ALFRED!!! IM ON THE D'MN PHONE
1 up, 6y
Dylan: uh... Harry accidentally set himself on fire and if you don't come, he'll die!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: r u guys ok
1 up, 6y
GW+NPT: HELL YEAH!!!

Harry: Yes and no.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
SCARE: GRRRRRR*makes larry hurt him harder*
1 up, 6y
*Harry remembers the dank Dubstep that made Larry go away*

*Harry runs away and hides, then he tries to download We Are Number One*

Harry: *whispers* hurry up, hurry up! Download faster!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: ill b right there
America: can i come
WR: idc
1 up, 6y
*America opens the door*

*A flamethrower sets fire to America's hair, and America spots a water bottle, so he pours it over himself, but the water is actually gasoline, so he bursts into flames, so he runs upstairs, but then gets hot by some paint pots which are full of paint that spill all oner America and extinguishes the fire, so then America falls down the stairs, and he spots GW so he runs towards her, but he runs into some clingfilm that's been covered with glue, and then America enters a room with a fan and a pile of feathers, and that fan blows those feathers at America, and the feathers stick to him. Then America steps on a pile of marbles and falls over. So then America crawls into the next room which is completely dark, so America pulls a string which he thinks is a light switch, but it's actually a string that makes an iron fall onto his head. America sees GW in the basement, so he runs down the basement stairs, but the stairs are covered in superglue, and that superglue takes off America's socks and shoes. At the bottom of the stairs is a huge nail, and America steps on it and screams in pain. America falls on the basement floor, but it's covered with ice. America slips on the ice and Dmasnes' into a shelf that falls onto him. America crawls to the basement door and turns the handle but it is super hot and America burns his hand. America escapes the basement, and limps outside, where he sees GW climb into a treehouse. America finds a crowbar, and climbs up to the treehouse. Seeing that she's cornered, GW rides on a homemade zipwire, and goes back to the house. America also rides on the zipwire, but GW cuts the rope, and America falls on the hard concrete floor, and loses consciousness.*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Me: there is also a medication to make the forced bipolars permanate like the natruals
Larry: u aint gonna find it and it aint gonna work
1 up, 6y
GW: *nearly cries* Rest in peace, Harry. We had some brilliant times together.

NPT: I guess there's only one thing left to do... Listen to some dank dubstep in memory of our little man.

Me: Dank Dubstep is a genre of music that gives Geminis the same kind of high a normal person can get off cocaine. Bipolars are unable to listen to dank dubstep, and listening to it is painful. The dankest (strongest) dank dubstep can have a dangerous effect on bipolar children, and even certain song, called We Are Number One Dank Edition can damage a Bipolar child so much that they can become a Single. It's a real song, search it up on YouTube.

GW: *plays We Are Number One Dank Edition*

*Larry screams, he's in unbearable pain from the music*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: your 2p
1 up, 6y
Me: So Harry listens to dank dubstep almost all the time to keep his 2p side away, even though it hurts, and he can't hear the music properly, he only hears static and white noise.

Harry: I don't know anything about him.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: harry r u ok? I changed back and ive got a few tips to help keep ur 2p weak
1 up, 6y
~We Are Number One download complete!~

Harry: Yeah, what?
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Larry: well u see Aunt Scare promised to take me to a place so I can murder a lot of people with her
1 up, 6y
2p GW : WAT.

*picks Larry up by the feet with her hair*

WHERE THE REAL HARRY AT?! TELL ME WHERE THE REAL HARRY AT!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: saddly ull lesrn
1 up, 6y
Harry: ...

Harry: nah.

*Plays dank dubstep*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: awwwwwww thx and i brought a prisoner sweeties
1 up, 6y,
3 replies
Everyone: YOU'VE GOT GENERAL WINTER AS PRISONER?! HOW D'YOU CAPTURE HER?! SHE'S SO BADASS!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: huh? Yeah i got cherry and this one *shows off italy*
1 up, 6y,
3 replies
Everyone: Noice.

Italy: WHERE AM I?! WHAT WILL YOU DO TO ME?!?! AHHH!!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: but ur adorable
1 up, 6y,
2 replies
Italy: I'M GLAD YOU THINK THAT, BUT CAN YOU PLEASE PISS OFF AND GET ME OUT OF HERE?!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: awwwwwww fussy little baby there there I’ll only tourture you until you tell me everything about the 1ps then I’ll cook you some food ok
1 up, 6y
Italy: Oh, for F**K'S SAKE!!!

*starts beating the shit out of 2p WR with his white flag*

CAN'T YOU SEE THIS WHITE FLAG?! ARE YOU F**KING COLOUR BLIND?! WHAT IS YOUR F**KING PROBLEM?! WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?!?!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: JUST GIVE ME INFO AND U WONT GET HURT!
1 up, 6y
Italy: I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: AWW RNT U THE CUTEST LITTLE THING I CANT WAIT TO TOURTURE THIS ONE!
1 up, 6y,
5 replies
Italy: NO!!! WHITE FLAG!!! WHITE FLAG!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: whats a right flag? Oh that p"ssy a's thing right
1 up, 6y
Italy: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!! WHO ARE YOU?! NIKITA, HELP!!! WHITE FLAG!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Germany: ITALY ARE YOU OK?
0 ups, 6y
Italy: *tells Germany everything*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: whos nikita cherry?
1 up, 6y
GW: ...

GW: His imaginary friend. Yeah.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: *hugs italy* rnt u adorible ur teying to get away from ur fait i love it! I want one Luci can i keep this one?
2p Italy: idgaf
1 up, 6y
Italy: WHATEVER YOU DO, DO! NOT! HURT! ME!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
(Btw Harry’s 2p is Larry)
Larry: *gets back* HELLO!!
0 ups, 6y
2p GW : Who is u?
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: oh dont worry the chains and fire dont hurt at all! Now whats ur name cuttie?
1 up, 6y,
3 replies
Italy: MY NAME IS GET THE F**K AWAY FROM ME, AND I'M FROM THE LAND OF LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Germany: WHERES ITALY AND WHATS HAPPENING TO HIM?
1 up, 6y
GW: Ah, I knew I forgot something. HEY, ALEX!!!

*2p GW appears*

GW: Go get Italy. He's at that 2p place.

2p GW: *thumbs up*

*2p GW teleports to the 2p base, gets Italy and comes back*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Germany: what happened italy?
0 ups, 6y
2p GW : *shrugs*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: hmmm oh your Italy yeah I remember doing that nightmare that all your friends die on u!
1 up, 6y
Italy. SO IT'S YOU!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! WHITE FLAG!!! DO NOT TOUCH ME!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
Germany: ok so now there gonna pro my take Harry to get his 2p inside His brain like the rest and we need to stop them
1 up, 6y,
2 replies
2p GW : WAT. NO. HELL NO.

*teleports to 2p WR*

*slaps her in the face*

YOU BITCH, WHY WOULD YOU HURT HARRY?!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
WR: ur 2p do u know his name?
0 ups, 6y
Harry: ...

Harry: No.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: Who’s harry?
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
2p GW : NO ONE.

*teleports to Germany*

HOLY SHITU, SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO HARRY IS!!!
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
~meanwhile~2p UDHR: hay Scare u know harry right yeah he’s Dylan’s kid we’re gonna make him like us ok and use the pill to make it permanent(no one hears this conversation event the other 2ps)
2p WR; hurry up ~they do it now harry can’t go back to his normal self unless scare finds a medical to do it~
0 ups, 6y
2p GW : WHERE'S HARRY, I GOT PROTEC HIM.
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: tourture it is *summons fire under italy*
1 up, 6y,
1 reply
GW: Hey Scarlette... Do you trust me?
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: a little not like i do luci or flavio
1 up, 6y,
4 replies
GW: So you trust me? Good.

*GW gets a knife and slices open her stomach*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: I’m not giving in I’m gonna keep hold till *starts a fire underneath GW and then summons UDHR* TURN IN TO UR 2p I PUT HIM IN THERE FOR A RESSON
1 up, 6y
GW: It's getting hot in here... So take off all your clothes!

*GW takes off her flaming coat and throws it at 2p WR, setting her on fire too.*

*GW extinguishes the fire because... She's General Winter!*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p WR: grrrrrrr FLAVIO GET THE KIT AND SOMEONE THROW HER OUT!
1 up, 6y
GW: Silence.

*sticks the knife in 2p WR's forehead*
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
UDHR: gr no *eyes go to bright green
2p URHR: let me guess you need me to take her to 1p place (he has super speed and his names Adam like you originally thought)
2p WR: yep
1 up, 6y
GW: So who's this, your little minion who will fight for you because you're too much of a pussy to one v one me?
0 ups, 6y,
1 reply
2p UDHR: *takes her to 1p bass before 2p WR kills everyone* ok she’s gone
2p WR: Awwww I was gonna have some fun!
1 up, 6y
GW: *shrugs* Ok, then, I guess that happened.
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