Gru's Plan

I SIGN ON TO DIRECT EPISODE VIII; I WORK HARDER THAN I EVER DID ON MY THREE OTHER FILMS; I INADVERTENTLY DIVIDE THE STAR WARS FANBASE, GUARANTEEING MYSELF DEATH THREATS TIL I ACTUALLY DIE; I INADVERTENTLY DIVIDE THE STAR WARS FANBASE, GUARANTEEING MYSELF DEATH THREATS UNTIL I ACTUALLY DIE