WR: ALFRED!!!

Russia and GW: PISS OFF, ALFRED IS NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND ANYMORE.

America: yeah she is...... why r these ppl so dumb dont they know i cant stay five mintues away from u even tho u tourture me?
WR: idk there dumb a$ses

Russia: WR, you are not sane. You need help.

GW: YOU NEED TO GO TO REHAB!!!

America: WHAT?!

Russia + GW: We'll protect you.

America: In that case... That sounds like a great idea!

WR: now wtf is a cuddle?
America: what?
WR: Mic said i need to cuddle u but idk how...... is it like killing anything u think will hurt u?
America: no all u have to do is this *cuddles WR*
WR: ...........
America: u like it?
WR: better than u shoving hamburgers down your throat and risking ur life
America: good

GW: And getting fatter than you already are.

WR: shes right u know
America: .......

GW: You and your disgusting American diet.

America: WR?
WR: hm?
America: am i fat
WR: ur pretty f*cking fat but some how u have a six pack so whatever
Ameroca: what?
WR: sorry im tiered i didnt sleep much last night

GW: *sigh*, americans.

WR: ik