GW:
Look at Russia's fist,
And back at me.
And back to his fist,
And back at me.
What's in your hand?
And back at me.
An expensive gift from the Caspian sea!
Now look again,
It's a nuke that blows up!
And now it is
A bottle of vodka.
Look at Russia.
Isn't he nice?
His landmass is more than
Twice your size!
Look at you,
Nobody cares.
Look at Russia,
He's riding a bear!