S. Italy: why do i have an idiot for a brother?

Italy: Why do I have a dick for a brother?

S. Italy: ur also a wimp

Italy: Germany! Germany! My brother just called me a wimp!!!

Germany: ok......... plz dont stick a grenade in ur mouths again or ill call u know what ill just call her now *calls WR*
WR: ja oh right god if they put grenades in there mouths again i might die
Germany: why?
WR: its so stupid thats why

Italy: Japan! Japan! Germany y just called WR! Help me, help me!

Japan: oh hello *hn*-san how are you today and Italy and S. Italy i think u should do what they say now Mr. Germany what would u like me to do?
Germany: just run a few laps

Japan: Ok. *Runs like sanic!*

Russia: *runs faster*

WR: this is entertaining watching people bring themselves to tourture
Germany: vhats with u and tourture?
WR: long story

GW: No, not really.

*Tells Germany everything about WR.*

Germany: holy shit.

WR: hm?
Germany: u, i ugh how wtf WHO THE H3LL WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO A LITTLE FRAU??

Switzerland: Dolores, why?

WR: just wonderin cause they both seem to treat u the same

Switzerland: And in what way is that?

WR: well they both blow u sh1t and it’s not like u do anything "romantic" according to Mic tho I think ur doing just fine u could tour-true each other more

NPT: BULLSHIT. SWITZERLAND IS MY F**KING SOUL MATE, I'D DO ANYTHING FOR HIM, YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT!!!

GW: SWITZERLAND IS A COOL GUY, HE'S ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO I WOULDN'T BEAT TO DEATH, SO YOU'RE CLEARLY TALKING BULLSHIT!!!!

Switzerland: ...

Switzerland: They right you know.

WR: *laughs*vhat did u do last night vith Svitzerland?

NPT: *whispers to Switzerland* I f**ked up.

Switzerland: *whispers* yes, you f**ked up.

NPT: What should I say?

Switzerland: Lie!

NPT: *talks normally* We played a game of 60 Seconds!.

WRm nein for you guys to be whispering it’s a h3ll lot bigger than a game

NPT: ...

NPT: YOU'RE A PERV.

WR: what is with your family your all calling me a perv JAPAN DO U HAVE ANY MORE S3X PICS OF SUFIN AND GERITA!!
Japan: yes

GW: And this, children, is a fine example if a mind-broken child.

WR: why do u think im mind broken?

GW: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?!?! ALRIGHT THEN, I'LL TELL YOU!!!

I think you're mad!
Because your dad
Has killed your mum
And made you sad!
It's no surprise
You torture guys
Even your boyfriend!
(Not very nice!)
You have psychosis
And a second
Personality!
And that is what madmen are like,
You have insanity!

(At this point, everybody starts clapping rhythmically)

You always think you're really tough,
But everyone has had enough,
Of your tortures and
Pro-fan-ity!
And! You! hon-est-ly
Truth-full-y
Seri-ous-ly
Fan-cy
A-mer-i-caaaa!
No-one loves America,
How could you do that?!

*Takes a bow*

*Everyone claps*

WR: and i am neither sad nor mad because Scare has tought me touture that she has been doing to me sense i can remeber. shut up, no u, im tired of dealing with u shut up, ur giveing me a headache, i am not a headach! F*ck u!!

GW: So if I get rid of your 2p side... Like I did to Italy... You will become a normal, functioning member of society again?

WR: tho it may not work....... sense I was born with it but maybe if I could get a few moments I might become a little nicer

GW: 'For a few moments', I'm gonna have to beat you up like I did to Italy.

Everyone: DO IT, I DARE YOU!!!

*GW beat the holy shitu out of WR*.

GW: DID IT WORK?!

WR: no that’s what I normally do..
America: here *gives her a hug from behind*better? Sense u tourture yourself so much why not this
WR: I hate it
America: btw when u come over France iggy and Mattie's all gonna b there k
WR: k

GW: Who's Iggy and Mattie?

WR: England and Canada

WR: ha like i had a dad my dad was killed when my mom was 5 mounths pregnat with me

*everyone starts throwing roses and money at GW*

WR: ........

Everyone: ENCORE!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!

America: plz dont this is
WR: its fine im used to it

GW: OK!!! I'LL DO AN ENCORE!!!

NE NE PAPA, I EAT PASTA,
NE NE MAMA, NE NE MAMA!
FRANCE HATES ENGLAND
AND ENGLAND HATES FRANCE!!
BE ONE WITH RUSSIA!!!
AMERICA'S AN ARSE!!!
DRAW A CIRCLE,
THERE'S A WAR!
DRAW A CIRCLE
THERE'S A WAR!!
DRAW A CIRCLE
THERE'S A WAR!!
AHHHHHHH,
SWITZERLAND WANTS NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS!!!
AND NOOOOW
MADNESS IS HAPPENING
HETALIA!!!!!

WR: *laughs so hard she falls on the ground* OMG SWITZERLAND WITCH SISTER R U DATEING GW OR NPT?

GW: *stands in front of Russia like a human shield* PRESS THE BUTTON!!!!

Russia: *presses the button*

*Nuke is seen flying towards WR's house*

GW: RUN!!!

*Russia and GW run away*

GW: INTO THE AIR VENTS!!!

Prussia: Huh? Where did they go? This way!!!

*Prussia leads WR the wrong way*

WR: VHIS IS FUN I LIKE BEING THE BAD A$S WITH A GUN LUCKLY NO ONE WAS HOME CAUSE MIC MOVED IN WITH FRANCE AND I MOVED IN WITH U AND UR BROTHER!

*Russia and GW overheard this*

Russia: *whispers* WAT

GW: *Whispers* GO BACK!!! GO BACK!!!

*they go back*

*Russia presses the big red button multiple times*

WR: ok where r they?

*multiple nukes are seen flying towards everywhere*

Prussia: THE LAUNCH SITE!!! WHERE IS IT?! AHH, THIS PLACE IS SUCH A MAZE!!! I THINK I'M LOST!!!

*Meanwhile, Russia and GW escape using a missile that doesn't explode to launch themselves home*

WR: listen i have a question for jou
Prussia: ja
WR: hows ur relation ship with Fem canada?
Prussia: good tho she wont let me have s*x with her...
WR: vell if u ever do can i watch?
Prussia: jou know u can

*hidden cameras record this conversation*

WR: meh i cant help it i just like to watch ppl doing it
Prussia: hay u wanna join the bad touch trio its mostly guys but ur kust as pervy as the rest of us
WR: what the h3ll!

MEANWHILE:

*Russia and GW arrive at their house*

*prussia and wr r still talking about s*x*

Germany: WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU, JAPAN?!

Japan: sorry Mr. Germany-San but me and *hn*-San like to look at p0rny images of our ships

Germany: I'M THROWING YOU OUT OF THE AXIS, JAPAN!!!

Japan: No, no, wait! I have anime!

Germany: Nevermind!

WR: hay Germany Italy!
Italy: WHAT IS IT OMG ARE YOU PREGNANT
WR: wtf no dumb a#s I found out plans of the allies
Italy: oh
WR: ok japan have u shown him some fan art or something
Japan: no but I have a fan pic of u and America *shows the pic*
WR: that’s not coming out of my consciousness any time soon

Plans of the Allies:

1. Nukes.

2. More nukes.

3. Let Russia's Winter f**k their shit up. (Russia's Winter is another name for GW)

4. Kolkolkolkolkol!

Germany: how did u get this?
WR: America sleep talks
Japan: did u?
WR: Nein I just watch him sleep

Germany: These are... The most messed up plans I've ever seen. Nukes? More nukes? Wait... What's THIS?

*Germany turns the paper over*

Back of paper says:

TSAR BOMBA FOR GERMANY!!!

Germany: *GASP*

WR: not my home those b1tches!

MEANWHILE...

America: WHERE ARE THE PLANS?!?!

Russia: i dont know u had them
France: hmmmmm
England: FRANCE DID U TAKE THEM?
France: why r u always blaming me?
China: man maybe we should see who all u talked fo yesterday aru
Canada: i dont know maybe u lost them

Russia: but the plans are quite simple: I nuke everybody, Nikita protect me, England, France, Canada and China become one with me and America goes and f**ks himself.

America: wait......... do u think *hn* will be mad if she found out we r gonna bomb german?

GW:*super sarcastically* NAH

England: if u gave her the plans she will probly
America: i dont think she would steal them would she?
France: u never know with her

Russia: BUT THE PLANS ARE MISSING

America: IK LETS ASK HER!!
England: no then she'll lie if its true or be truful and we'd never knoe

Russia: BUT I REMEMBER THE PLANS OFF BY HEART.

China: i think america just wants to make sure his girlfriend isnt p1ssed aru

*Russia and GW get home and listen to the recorded conversation*

GW: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Russia: Post this on the internet?

GW: F**K YEAH!!!

*So that's what they do*

~and so wr starts talking about ships~

~and so Russia posts it on the internet~

~the axis find this and watch it~
Germany: im not going to get rid of zem because im gonna give them h2ll about it!
Italy: Japan is this what u amd WR do?
Japan: sometimes

~and so Prussia and WR see it~

WR: zhat never happened
Prussia: oh ja ve did zhat and later decided to get our lieblings beer!

~and so everyone now annoy WR and Prussia because of it~

~and so WR gets p-seed and Prussia is making things worse~

~and so it doesn't really matter because everyone got nuked*

~exactly~

GW: THIS IS WAR. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND, ALFRED.

America: I DO!!

GW: LET ME REMIND YOU ROMEO, THIS IS WAR!!!!!

America: hmm maybe i should care more about the war that my beloved... oh well

GW: That's better! Now go and nuke her house m

America: I COULDNT AND WE'RE NOT!!
England: yeah cause i dont wanna hear about it from u lr france
France: WE R NOT MY LOVER LIVES THERE!!

Russia: Ok, I guess I will nuke her house.

England: we're not nuking anybody till we all agree
China: i agree with England aru
France: im with china
Canada: why cant we just fight and kill like WR says?
America: im with France Brittan and china

GW: I agree with Russia.

Russia: I agree with Nikita. There. We all agree. Now let's go nuke people.

*Russia and GW run to the Russian nuke launch site*

Russia: I press this big red button now.

~Prussia and WR wa waiting the whole time with guns~
Prussia: halo glad u vanted to show up

~I wonder if anyone will survive?~

~trust me they will~

~are you sure?~

~yes~

~only time will tell!~

~and potatoes!~

~what potatoes?!~

~the pile of potatoes in the meme~