amurica is a ass....

a cute ass

I know!

I can be one to

X D

Do u have a phone number

No,

Dam

Ikr

Hey I'm............... Trans....... Sorry if u don't like it

I don’t mind!

Hey sorry I've moved

It’s okay

How has school been for you and raygan

Rae’s been good, she’s goin through a goth stage, but the Ms. Hopper is as b**chy as ever.

You?

Harry: oh God, not this again. Cold War 2.0!

WR: *pulls out hand gun* This is Caption Cominist
Max: *pulls out two grenades* and this is General Grenade
America: wait i only controll one of u right?
WR: vell when im Caption most follow my rules..
Max: U only half controll me sense th ecivil war
Nyo US: I controll Max on the battle feild but if anyone trys to hurt us he'll go ape s*it on there a$S!
BOTH A,ERICAS: NOW WTF DID U JUST SAY ABOUT THE HERO/HEROINE
Nyo Russia: kolkolkolkolkol
Nyo US: NOT THIS AGAIN!!

*pulls out extreme cold weather*

WR: meh im used to this
Everyone eslse -The Russias: HOLY S*IT!!

WR: come on harry we're not that bad.
UDHR: ugh
WR: shut up

Harry: Ok! Ok, fine! I was playing with Sealand! Don't kill me, WR!

WR: vhy vould i vant to kill my favorite nephew?
UDHR: ur war stories.
WR: VELL THE YOUNG NATIONS VANTED TO KNOW VHAT VAS I SUPOSED TO DO?

Harry: it's not about that... You always torture the people you love, you love me and I don't want you to torture me! Sigourney, help me! Get Nikita, too!

WR: i vont tourture u but who tild u zhat?

Harry: ...

Harry: I... I saw it...
*Hides behind NPT*

Germany: shes the third door down
America: thx *runs down to her room* *hn* OPEN UP!!

NPT: That's how pussies open doors.

*Breaks down door*

WR: *has a gun to her head*

NPT: Are you going to kill yourself? If so, I'd recommend putting in the bullets first. Your gun doesn't have bullets in it.

WR: because I don’t want u to take it away and besides I tried to kill myself for harry cause I want him to feel safe

NPT: You don't want me to take it away? Too late!

*Shows WR her favourite pistol*

Harry: I don't want you to kill yourself...

WR: Harry vhy do u run avay zen and Dolores give it back

NPT: Just because someone ran away from you, it doesn't mean that they want you dead. And no, this is mine now.

WR: hm he also screamed at me and a whole lot of other s*it at Dylan’s it h wanna know now excuse me while I stick this knife into the left side (scares side) of my brain *does so Prussia comes in*
Prussia: ur doing it wrong trust me I raised ur dad he had the same thing *repositions the knife* hows the other half now?
WR: good thx and her names Scarelette or Scare for short
Prussia: funny Vic’s 2p was named Scare

NPT: HARRY, RUN SCARLETT IS COMING.

*HARRY RUNS*

Prussia: nein I just made scare weak she won’t be coming any time soon
WR: and u knew my dad?
Prussia: yeah he grew up with Ludwig he was a full blood germs including heritage

NPT: OOH, THE PLOT THICKENS!!!

America: Ohhhhh GERMANY GTE POPCORN!!
WR: really?
Prussia: as real as u and America
WR: doing what
Prussia: well I watch him sleep
America: wait what?

NPT: WAT

*u where the I goes

WR: yes America I watch u sleep

NPT: CREEPY! (Creepy as f**k and nowhere to be seen...)

WR: huh? I loaded this five minutes oh wait I already shot them ops

NPT: Yeah, well better luck next time. Actually, no. *Confiscates gun*

WR: HAY THAT WAS MY SECOND FAVORITE GUN!!

NPT: Where's your first favourite?

WR: I’m not showing it but it’s a pistol I’ve had it sense forever

NPT: Why won't you show me?

WR: meh I’ll make it easier for everyone and say it’s my fault
*Seborg Seland Wy and Harry walk in*

NPT: I'LL KILL YOU LATER. Hey, Harry! Where were you?

Germany: is he better or do we have to c if *hn* has locked herslf in her room in atempt to kill herself cause she doesnt wanna hurt anyone?

NPT: I think he's better...

Harry: YEAH!!!

Germany: hmm im gonna call america to come over along with Dylan

NPT: Ok.

*germany calls usa and udhr*
Udhr: has anyone cn *hn*
America: yeah we've been looking for hours

NPT: OH, F**K.

Harry: OH, F**K.

Udhr: DONT SAY THAT HARRY!!
America: whats going on?

NPT: *Tells America everything*

America: oh s????It.. sorry dylan
Udhr: ur fine

NPT: You'd better run to your girlfriend before she kills herself.

WR: I’ll be waiting

Harry: um...

America: well?

Harry: *hides behind NPT*

WR: u saw vhat?
America: ........................

Harry: GETAWAYFROMMEISAWWHATYOUDIDYOUBEATTHEHOLYSHITUOUTOFAMERICAANDYOU'LLDOTHESAMETOMEIDON'TWANNADIEEEEE!!!!

*Runs away*

Italy: Veeee~ do u want me to show u the way?

NPT: Yes! Show me de wae!

Italy: FOLOW ME AND PLZ PROTECT ME
~timeskip to the axis house hold~

Harry: HEY, SIGOURNEY!!!

NPT: HEY, WHAT'S UP!!!

HARRY: SIGOURNEY, PROTECT ME FROM WR!!!

NPT: Aww... Harry, you know *hn* wouldn't do anything to hurt you!

Harry: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID TO AMERICA.

NPT: Ohh...

Harry: what are tits?

NPT: What?! Why do you ask?!

Harry: Switzerland said you've got nice tits.

Romano: have u fixed him yet?
Prussia: SHUT UP ZIS IS GOOD WE MIGHT EVEN FIND OUT WHAT WRS STORY IS!!
Germany: u guys dont vant to know

NPT: You want to know WR's backstory? I'll tell you her backstory! In song form!

*NPT sings WR's backstory, and makes Harry happy again*

WR: *walks away and whispers to herself stuff like "why cant i just die" amd "why cant i b better"*
Ameroca: *looks at WR with a sad look then at harry with the same look*

NPT: ...

NPT: So is anyone gonna catch him?

America: she wont tell us.. tho she diesnt torture all the ppl she loves ik that because she refuses to hurt harry

NPT: WELL HARRY DOESN'T KNOW THAT!!! I'LL GO TALK TO HIM!!!

UDHR: nah just let him b at least ik what helps a little..

10 HOURS LATER:

*Harry is nowhere to be seen*

NPT: ...

NPT: So is anyone gonna catch him?

Italy: GUYS GUYS WHATS WRONG WITH HARRY HES AT ME ROMANO PRUSSIA AND GERMANYS HOUSE CRYING!!!!!!!

NPT: IT'S ALL WR'S FAULT, HARRY SAW HOW SHE TORTURES THE PEOPLE SHE LOVES, AND NOW HE'S SCARED OF HIM!!!!!

Italy: *hn*, why?!

A,eroca: why
WR: its fun
Prussia: say *hn*
WR: ja
Prussia: do u mund if i bring my girlfriend over
WR: all the nyo's will probly come but sure
Prussia: SWEET!!

NPT: CREEP! PERV! GTFO!!!

Udhr: ...*HN*
WR: He never specified witch side

Harry: *whispers* both of them say it, but it was *hn* that I heard say it first.

*they run after her*

*NPT runs so fast that they eventually lose her*

NPT: I'm fast as f**k, boiiii

WR: F**********CK!!!
France: well at least we can be pervs again maybe a beer later to
The others: YEAH!!

NPT: WAT

*runs back*

NAW.

*Slaps them all in the face*

WR: f*ck it I’m 200 f*ckin years old
Udhr: WHY THE H3LL WOULD U DO THAT I DONT GIVE A S(IT IF UR A WAR BAD A$S OR NOT!!!!
America: u both just cussed

NPT: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, WR! NOT ONLY DO YOU SCARE HARRY, YOU NOW TEACH HIM SWEAR WORDS!!! WHY?!

WR: I never did such a thing I just cuss

MEANWHILE:

GW: I'm just going to check this camera footage... Don't mind me... Ooh, what's this?

*Plays the footage*

In the footage:

Harry: *hn*, Sealand just called me stupid! What should I do?

WR: Tell him to go f**k himself.

Harry: What does 'f**k' mean?

WR: so basically, when a man and a woman-

NPT: STOP.

GW: hmm, I should send this to Dolores.

*Sends the footage to Dolores*

NPT: *receives the footage*
Hey guys, you should see this.

*Shows everyone the footage*

WR: oh that yeah I had a few beers and a vodka and I got tired of sealands s1it he was telling Harry he was stupid a butt head and the other mother f*ckin micronations so f*ck em
America: *hn*....
WR: ja liebling?
America: why didn’t u just tell Dylan he would have handled it better
WR: meh I tourtered all the d@mn micronations anyways no problems so far I think I handled them just fine that’s what I did to a lot of other people and smack them with beer bottles

Harry: WAT

*Runs away*

*NPT chases after him*

Harry: Do you know a place where WR will never find us?

NPT: My super-secret fallout shelter?

Harry: YES!!!

WR: did I do something wrong?
Prussia: meh I don’t think so....... do u want that knife out of your head
WR: knife? Oh yeah! Ja plz

UDHR: ISN'T ANYONE GONNA GO AFTER THEM?!?!

Prussia: Nah, leave them.

5 DAYS LATER:

*Harry and NPT are nowhere to be seen*

UDHR: ISN'T ANYONE GONNA GO AFTER THEM?!?!

WR: ok now I’m worried and I’ve got to watch p0rn the whole time
Prussia: hmm maybe the bad touch people need to go and find there a$s!
The Rest of the bad touch people (Spain France and WR): Ja/Si/oui!

Harry: They'll never find us in this epic fallout shelter!!! Never!!!

NPT: Harry, I'm off to sneak out and buy food. Do not open the door for anyone.

Harry: Ok!

*the bad touch peoples go and look for harry and Dolores and be pervs to guys (France and WR) and girls (Prussia and Spain) and find Dolores buying food*
France: oh my god the s3x was wonderful....... HAY THERES DOLORES!!!!

NPT: Shit, my tallness gave me away... *Runs away*

*spain tackles her*
Spain: I had to live with Romano
WR: bravo.....
France: hmmmm lets share this with the other trios
Prussia: nah let’s take a pic and p1ss the magic trio off
WRm ja

*Spain and NPT are in an... Awkward position.*

NPT: R@PE!!!

Switzerland: WAT.

*Switzerland beats the shit out of Spain*

Bad touch people sense theres four (WR Prussia Spain and France)

Oh, ok. Sorry, just being an IDIOT.

Ir not an idiot im a dumba$s for abrevetin every d@mn thing i see

WR: ouch that ain’t gonna be good in the morning
Prussia: better him than us...
France: LETS GET OUT OF HERE ANTONIO WE'LL BE BACK LATER!!
*Prussia runs with France WR stays*

NPT: *shoots at Prussia and France with WR's favourite pistol*

WR: HAY THATS MY PISTLE!!! *WR gets her gun back with no Amo left* d@mn it

*Spain loses consciousness*

NPT: Switzerland, I think that's enough.

WR: *rolls eyes* i pick everyone up like this....
Prussia: HURRY UP B4 THEY START SHOOTING AGAIN
France: PICK HIM UP BRIDAL STYLE CAUSE WHEN U DO THAT U RUN FASTER!!!

NPT: *resumes shooting*

WR: come on Spain *picks Spain up bridal style*

Everyone: OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

BTP: F**************************CK!!

Who's BTP?

WR: my room
Prussia: me and my bruders house u have a problem u get the f*ck out

Harry: GET DAFUQ OUT!!!

NPT: HARRY!!!

Harry: WHAT?!

Udhr: WHO THE H3LL TOUGHT U THE F*CKIN F WORD?
WR: bravo Dylan u cussed

Harry: *points at WR, then hides behind NPT*

*everyone runs away but the people who r amuned to the cold*

WR:...

GW: WHAT?!

Austia: hay guys where’s Harry?
WR: u hav Egypt to be f*ckin kidding me

NPT: IT'S ALL WE'S FAULT!!!!

WR: I think I've found a new ship..........
GR: WR GTFOH HERES UR D@MN COAT NOW ALFREDS WORIED ABOUT U!!

GW: Did you just say... YOU SHIP ME AND IVAN?!?!

*GW proceeds to beat the shit outta WR with nothing but her own fists and the cold weather that somehow appeared*

GW: SHUT THE F**K UP THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS KEEP YOUR DIRTY PERVERTED THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF LOOK YOU MADE IVAN EMBARRASSED NOW GET YOUR FILTHY ARSE BACK TO REHAB!!!!!

WR: they wont let me back they say after 200 times that there tiered of dealing with me

GW: Ok then, I guess I would have to get rid of you.

*Brings out an AK-47 and starts shooting*

WR: why does everyone ship me and America?

GW: I don't. NPT doesn't. Russia doesn't. America doesn't. Now tell me: WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE SHIP ME AND RUSSIA?!?!

America: hmhm

GW: WHAT?!

America: ugh maybe
UDHR: where’s Harry I was supposed to pick him up from piano lessons an hour ago
WRm d@mn it

NPT: WR, F**K YOU.

WR: what did I do now? Kick to much a$s?

NPT: YOU FORGOT ABOUT HARRY. AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, YOU DIDN'T KICK ANYONE'S ASS.

America: WR ships a lot of stuff amd all of it for good reason and it keeps her distracted

GW: BUT I NEED A REASON!!! SHE CAN'T SHIP US FOR NO REASON!!!

America: hmhm

GW: SHUT THE F**K UP, I HAVE MORE SKILLS THAN YOU!!!

America: just let her do what she wants

GW: OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!

America: ok god luck when Scare comes out

GW: Who needs luck when you've got SKILLZ!!!

America: where’s Harry at I haven’t seen him meh I’ll ask WR

NPT: Doesn't he have piano lessons with Austria?

America: hm?

GW: I SAID: WHO NEEDS LUCK WHEN YOU'VE GOT SKILLZ!!!!

Belarus and Ukraine: WAIT SHES A FRIEND OF OURS AND WE LIKE SHIPING HER WITH AMERICA!!

GW: SHE SHIPS ME WITH IVAN!!!!

Belarus: YOU GET HER!!!

Ukraine: Little sister wouldnt u rather have Nikita as Russias girlfriend than somebody else
Belarus: ....... yes
Ukraine: then dont b mad k

GW: WHY IS EVERYBODY IN EXISTENCE SHIPPING ME AND RUSSIA?!?!