Wanna know what else is butiful?

What?

WR: How i helped America in the civil war
Nyo US: JUST BECAUSE U HELPED AND U WENT UNDER THE NAME CAPTION COMINIST!!!
WR: HOW DARE U REMBER THE NAME??

GW: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, CAPTAIN COMMUNIST!!!

Max: wtf what if your Caption Cominist that means I fought you in the civil war! U where infamous and fought for the north you killed thousands maybe even millions sense u did fight in like 3 wars counting the two German wars u fought in and the civil war for justice and prove women can b bad a$sses. U might remember General Gernade? I was famous for granades tho u shot a lot of them.....…
WR: hehe that’s me.………
Max: I CANT BELIEVE IT YOU WHERE MY HERO!!!!!! AND BTW MISS LEADER AMERICA I WANNA KNOW IF WE COULD HAVE A MEETING OF ALL THE CIVIL WAR HEROS BOTH SIDES??

GW: Oh, shit just got real. Wait a second... A THOUSAND, MAYBE A MILLION PEOPLE?!?! PITIFUL!!! IN WORLD WAR 1, 95% OF ALL THE GERMANS KILLED WAS WHEN THEY WERE FIGHTING THE USSR!!! AND GUESS WHO WAS FIGHTING FOR THE USSR? ME, THAT'S WHO!!! I FROZE THEM SO MUCH THAT NOT EVEN A F**KING FLAMETHROWER CAN WARM THEM UP AGAIN!!!!! AND THAT'S ONLY WW1!!! WHEN FRANCE TRIED TO INVADE RUSSIA, ONE LOOK AT ME SENT THEM RUNNING!!! FEAR ME!!! FEAR ME!!!!!!!!

WR: ok Max fear us both

GW: fear me more.

Max: i cant decide whos worse

GW: ME!!!

Max: IVE SEEN WHAT CAPTION DOES SHE TOURTERS LOVED ONES AND KILLS TYE ONES SHE HATES!!

*beautiful

GW: That means she's crazy. When she's sane, she'll be absolutely not dangerous at all.

*Brings out extreme cold weather*

I, however, am perfectly sane. Imagine what I can do when I lose my shit.

Max: uh Ull become an ultimate bad a$s? And WR has mental issues?
WR: I am NEVER sleeping after the night ive had
RRA: whats wrong ur normaly ugh happyer..
WR: i had a nightmare that ive been haveing sense i can rember and its getting worse
RRA: how so?
WR: everyone dies but me... and italy......
RRA: even america
WR: ja

GW: Why Italy?

WR: long story short everyone died to try and save italy and me and in the end we had to do this at least 10 times then we got to sacrifice ourselves and had to watch the others moarn so either way it was h3ll

GW: That's bullshit. No way in hell would I sacrifice myself to save you.

WR: nein u sacrificed urself for ur sister who then sacrificed herself for russia who she thought was alive tho died way b4 her

GW: BULLSHIT. I AM ALWAYS NEAR RUSSIA, I WOULD DIE FIR HIM FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE, HE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!

*BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF WR*

WR: it was just a nightmare and besides in the end u where happy i died

GW: Yay!

WR: to bad that America and UDHR started tourtureing ppl