AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES, VERY AWESOME!!!!

Hello? Did I scare you off?

No, I was at school.

Oh yeah. I am on holiday now. Today was my last day!

Me too. Tomorrow is Good Friday! :D

That was yesterday...

Where do live? Today is Good Friday in Texas.

You*

Wait a second... No, today is Good Friday. I thought today was Saturday, because school finished on Thursday.

Italy: Do any of you have pasta?

WR: nein but id u want some i can make
GR: no ur cooking is worse than englands!
WR + England: HAY!!

Italy: No!!! Not England's cooking! It's so bland it makes me want to cry!

GR: have u tasted *hn* it’s way worse!

Italy: No, don't even mention it! I'll throw up! Why is everyone so bad at cooking?!

GR: I don’t know but I think America likes there’s cooking

GW: HE'S AMERICAN, HE LIKES ANYTHING THAT GIVES YOU DIABETES.

GW: W-what did you say? Nine... Ninety? Ok then final offer: £90, and if you refuse, I will make sure 2p WR gives you whatever's worse than hell.

WR: she already does and nein witch means no

GW: Ok, then. I that's how you wanna play...

*Inhales*

SCARLETT IS A PUSSY ASS LITTLE BITCH, SHE CAN'T PUNCH HER WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG, SHE'S SO WEAK THAT EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER CAN KICK HER ASS A MILLION TIMES OVER, AND SHE'S SO USELESS THAT EVEN THE HOBOS THROW HER AWAY!!!

*A pissed off Scarlett appears!*

*WR takes back control and pulls out gun shoots the left side of her head and 2 WR's appear* WR: you’ll go back into my brain when the ten minutes is up and u have to stay close or else
2p WR: yeah yeah Ik u told me this the last time now what year is it 1875 right? Oh wait no that was the last time u did this let me think

GW: IT'S 2018!!!

*Attacks WR/2p WR with an axe*

2p WR: who’s this b1tch idk but I think she’s gay for me
WR: *throws FW across the room* OK B1TCH IM TIRED OF U ACTING LIKE PRUSSIA ALL THE D@MN TIME SO STFU AND DONT MAKE A SOUND

GW: YOU MIGHT BE GAY, BUT I'M DEFINITELY NOT!!!

*brings out extreme cold weather and gives WR frostbite, so she cannot use her hands anymore*

2p WR: IM NOT GAY IM JUST HOT!!!
WR: not this s*it again

GW: I'M HOTTER THAN YOU!!!!!

*GW throws WR onto the floor and kicks her face, repeatedly*

2p WR: HA SHE CANT FIGURE OUT WHOS WHO

I coloured her in! Te gusta?

Love it!

Thank you! =)

No prob

WR: long storpy italy

GW: NONONONONO!!!

*Takes Italy to hospital*

*Performs surgery on him to get rid of 2p Italy*

*2p Italy disappears forever. FOREVER.*

*Italy looks in the mirror*

Italy: Hey look, it's me!

*He sees his normal reflection*

GW: TAKE THAT, BITCH!!!

WR: ok maybe its diffrent if u rnt born with it now he'll just be on his side of the bilding

Everyone: YAY!!! ITALY'S CURED!!!

Italy: cured of what?

WR: u dont wanna know..... *mumbles i wish someone would at least try and cure me*

GW: I'll cure you, under one, no, two conditions: firstly, you stop torturing people and become a normal, functioning member of society. Second, you give me £100. Deal?

WR: meh I’ll pass I’m pretty sure I’d miss her anyways and it probably wouldn’t work I’ll just do what I always do..

GW: Ok, how about £75?

WR: nein

GW: £50?

WR: nein

GW: I actually don't even care who's who.

*Throws WR at 2p WR knocking them both out, and making them both lose consciousness*

GW: HA, HA!!!!

RRA: HAY WR WHATS UP I WAS GOIN TO INVITE U TO MY CIVIL WAR MEET UP WANNA COME?

GW: I might help. What's this civil war about, and who's involved?

RRA: the american civil war sorry but only the people who fought in it r invited so Alfred, *hn*, Amilia, and Max hope im not frogeting anyone

GW: America? Ok, I don't care.

RRA: so what heppened to Caption (RRA calls WR that because thats what she first knew her as till they actaly talked for the first time)

GW: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
hahaha
Ha
He he

Did you just say... 'captain'?!

RRA: yeah why?

GW: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
hahaha
Ha

THAT little pussy ass bitch?!

RRA: meh i seen her in action tho she has became more passive over the years.... she wont tell anyone whats wrong and when she does she shuts herself out..

GW: Oh, well. She's getting old.

WR: im not f*cking old ur old b1tch
RRA: HI BUD HOW R U??

GW: Why do you need Germany?

N. Italy: cause i had to watch germany die now im scared
WR: no....... she wouldnt
N. Italy: what?
WR: do u feel like theres another person inside ur brain?
N. Italy: Si ever sense i woke up!
WR: oh s*it

GW: WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!

WR: ugh um er ugh um er ugh plz ugh dont ask NPT

GW: DOLORES!!! WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!

WR: u dont wana know trust me and dont even ask about Scarelette plz

GW: DOLORES!!!!! WHO IN DAFUQ IS SCARLETT?!?!

NPT: Ok, so once upon a time, *proceeds to tell everything she knows to everyone she knows*

Everyone: HOLY SHITU.

A,eroca: why didnt u tell me?
WR: meh so now i can look in mirrors now if i want now italy *gets a big a$s mirror out* ok this is Scare
2p WR: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE DEPTHS OF OUR MIND
N. Italy: why is there another me in the mirror?
2p N. italy: Caio im going to be here from now till Scare lets me out i am Luciano and me and Scare are killers

GW: NO!!! NOT ITALY!! ANYONE BUT ITALY!!! PLEASE!!! NOOO!!!

*beats the shit outta Italy so hard that Italy got brain damage, but only to the part where 2p Italy exists*

*Italy looks in the mirror*

2p Italy: W-what? What's happening?! It... It hurts!!! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! I'M DISAPPEARING!!! HELP!!! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!!

*2p Italy disappears from the mirror, and is replaced by Italy's normal reflection*

Italy: ... He's gone.

*Italy faints*

*Italy wakes up*

america: ITALY!!! WAKE UP!!! WHERE'S LUCIANO?!?!

Italy: who's Luciano?

Everyone: *GASP*, GW CURED ITALY!!!!

WR: he'll be back in a moment or two i tried it b4
2p N. Italy: ugh dont do that again no wdid u froget me
2p WR: HAHA LIKE WHO COULD UR LIKE AS BOREING AS WR!!!
WR: CAN U SHUT UP!!

XD

*and by this moment in time theres a f*ckin crowd*

WR: why?

GW: He broke up with you! Well, we broke up with you for him, anyway.

America: whatever her *hn* will u b my girlfriend
WR: only if youll be my boyfriend
GR: OMG CANT WE JUST GET A F*CKING KISS IVE BEEN SHIPING THIS FOR A WHILE NOW AND MAX HAS BEEN SHIPING THIS SENSE 1849!!!
Max: I AM NOT WAITING ANY LONGER *goes up to America and WR and makes them kiss* there im saticfied

GW: WR, GET YOUR ARSE BACK INTO REHAB.

WR: i already told u they kicked me out for the 200 time so i cant go there anymore
America: u need help
N. Italy: AH WR HELP I HAD A NIGHTMARE AND I CANT FIND GERMANY!!!

GW: *whispers* old.

WR: grrr
RRA: well r u coming to dinner from the civil war?

GW: COUGH, COUGH (you're old!) COUGH!!!

WR: well u rember when christ himself was born cough

GW: Are you jealous or something?

WR: no im proving ur older than me
RRA: ur both old now r u guys joining or no?

GW: Nope.

WR: im joinin!
RRA: well later Miss!
~timeskip of weirdness~

GW: Ok, Bai.

WR: later
RRA: it was a pleasure to meet u!!