Russia: you want to torture him, you don't mind when I torture him, and you're generally horrible to him. That is not what a real girlfriend does.
GW: YEAH, IVAN IS RIGHT. YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO YOUR BOYFRIEND. EVEN THOUGH I HATE AMERICA, HE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS.
*A crowd gathers*
NPT: YEAH.
GR: YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!!
UDHR: HOW COULD YOU?!
Harry: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Russia: America, you break up with her.
America: *still crying* but... But I love her!
NPT: why?
America: I... I...
GW: IF YOU WON'T BREAK UP WITH HER, WE'LL DO IT FOR YOU!!! WR, AMERICA BROKE UP WITH YOU!!!