Me: yeah, I get it. Let me get my research game on, wait up...
A FEW SECONDS LATER:
Her name will be Race Relations Act, and her human name would be Amadi Usawa (Amadi meaning 'rejoice' and Usawa is Swahili for 'equality'). She will have long dreadlocks, a green, yellow and black dress, and she will be *ahem* rather large, but very beautiful, because in African culture, larger women were more attractive than skinnier women.