Bad Luck Brian

this is actually a cool meme idea.
how about a retry (with small tweaks) ?

What type of tweaks, with a red shirt and better grammar?

Thanks

sorry - this:
imgflip.com/i/2bkxyh

as a general meme rule: keep text short.
so we get 'wears the red shirt' / 'dies'
grammar: wears gets no apostrophe
no read shirt necessary - he already wears one :)
but: add a star trek emblem to his shirt !

do You know how to do it ?