I WAS EATING BREAKFAST WITH MY GRANDDAUGHTER AND I ASKED HER, "WHAT SPECIAL DAY IS IT TOMORROW?"


WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT SHE SAID, "IT'S   | image tagged in congress | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I WAS EATING BREAKFAST WITH MY GRANDDAUGHTER AND I ASKED HER, "WHAT SPECIAL DAY IS IT TOMORROW?" WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT SHE SAID, "IT'S CONGRESSMAN'S DAY!" SHE'S SMART, SO I ASKED HER "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" I WAS NOT READY FOR WHAT SHE WAS ABOUT TO SAY. SHE REPLIED, "CONGRESSMAN'S DAY IS WHEN ALL CONGRESSMEN STEP OUT OF THE CAPITAL BUILDING AND IF THEY SEE THEIR SHADOW, WE HAVE 2 MORE YEARS OF BULL SHIT." YOU KNOW, IT HURTS WHEN HOT COFFEE SPURTS OUT YOUR NOSE.
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