I guess I'm just not enticing enough lol

Oh my lol

lmao

:)

And then take it nice and slow, and with good care, to reply back. :-)

Are you offering me sexual healing?

I would love to slide those pants off your hips and wrap my lips around the head of your shaft and suckle for a while.

You unzip my pants and take my cock out. The excitement of you has made me as hard as steel. You wrap your soft lips around my cock and take it deep into your mouth. You have me so excited that its hard to control myself already as you slid your soft, hot lips up and down my shaft...

damn people in the office lol

My mouth feels warm and wet, and I moan slightly so you can feel the vibrations. The sounds of my sucking and my hand sliding up and down your cock mingle with my moans...

You have me so excited that its hard to control myself already as you slid your soft, hot lips up and down my shaft. Its not long before I cannot control myself any longer, I tell you to slow down but you have your own plans as you take me deeper and faster, your hands and mouth working there magic and I cum uncontrolled shooting my hot seed against the back of your throat. My head is spinning as I brace against the wall not to collapse on the floor with the pleasure of your lips on me. You lick me clean taking every drop of me in your mouth not wasting any.

Now it is my turn....

You have me biting my lip and fanning myself. Don’t know whether to say “bad boy” or “good” boy. Lol

Its a good bad boy ;)

More please. You can get used to that chant too: More, more, more...

As you stand up I slip my hand down your pants to find that you have no panties on, i slip them off with a sideways grin. I sit you on the edge of the bed and part your legs. Your puffy wet lips glisten from within their sweet home. I plunge my lips into your inviting heaven and push my tongue and lips deep into your hot silky hole. I run my tongue up and down, flicking your clit ever so softly as I bury my fingers deep into your silky heaven. You wrap your legs around my head and clamp it tight The blow job you gave me has got you really excited and wet and you shudder as you start to cum so fast and suddenly upon my lips, your back arch's and you shiver with pleasure. God! The excitement and pleasure of making you cum. The sweetness of pleasing you....

And your cock still rages with hardness from the pleasuring you just gave me. I roll over still out of breath and pull myself up to my knees, while I lower my torso down, exposing my slick pussy and ass to you. Inviting you to ease the ache of your hardness by plunging into one of them. Which one will you choose? :-)

My cock is hard and ready again. I pull myself from between your thighs and stand with my cock at the entrance to your sweet pussy. I rub it up and down your clit a few times teasing you as you shudder being so sensitive, but this was no time for teasing, it is hot, passionate love making that we want, so I plunge my cock deep into your pussy.. I start to slide deep into you, short strokes then long strokes feeling your pussy wrapped around my cock like warm silk is heaven, We both start breathing faster with every stroke. Then I slow and pull out of you, I place the tip of my cock against your ass and rub it in circles, spreading your juices over your ass, preparing it for my hard cock...

So... f**king... hot...

This will be my second me for dead meme week imgflip.com/i/278889

Add ''whats wrong'' and ''I see dead memes''

It's great as usual! But I expect nothing less since it's coming from you. :-) Hell, you could probably post a blank template, and everyone would eat it up. (And would LOVE to eat YOU up. :-) I get first dibs.)

Please eat me all up :)

That would entail me shoving your cock to the back of my throat and trying to swallow you. You up for that?

UP for it....YES!

And you don't mind that I want to swallow every drop that you can give me?

I'd give you every last drop :)

It would be so amazing

The feel of your hands clenching the back of my head... Your body shuddering as I milk every bit from you... Your grunts and moans from the extra sensitivity... Yeah that would be amazing

You're lucky I have to go work outside for a bit lol

Why does that make me lucky? I want you "inside" for a bit lol (inside of me, if you didn't get the reference) lmao. Does that mean you're walking outside with a limp? Do you need to make a pants adjustment? lol

Lucky because I was about to punish you ;)

And what makes you think that I feel being punished is a bad thing?

Please punish me. Make me whine and whimper your name until I'm begging for release...

And you're lucky that I'm not there to hold you down, straddle you, and ride your cock, not allowing you touch me. So I can watch you clench the sheets with frustration because you want to fondle my breasts or grip my hips... such punishment I would have for you.

I missed some amazing stuff I see!

Yep. Was starting to think that you were getting bored with me. I'm feeling neglected. :-(

Sorry :(

Its been a rough few weeks.

I understand. :-) How is your son btw?

Just life /wife has me down

He's doing much better thank you :)

Once this season is over and I get a day off to sleep in I will be better.

I'm sorry, sweetie. *kisses*

I'm glad he's doing better. Last you mentioned, you said you were waiting on x-ray results so it had me worried.

I guess the memeing does take away your sleep/quiet/kid/wife time. It's understandable to take a break from this and enjoy real life. For me, this is usually the most fun I have all day. I like laughing at everyone's memes. Such a creative bunch. I like the challenge. :-)

IMG is my escape :)

For me too. And thank you for being a part of that. I look forward to your replies and memes. :-)

Want it?

Lol. You're not going to use it?

I'm done meme making for awhile now. I did a Hamlet for today and that's it!

I didn't make this but has to have some meme potential?

This is amazing! Did you just get it from Googling?

Yeah I had Googled Daenerys Targaryen to make an upvote and found these

Is this in place of her dragon? So like a chicken-dragon? lol

Exactly lol

I love this!

Use it :)

take the blanks or steal mine lol

You're fine with coming up with memes, but you don't want the responsibility of replying to all the comments. Uh huh. I'm on to you. And THEN you're ok with me stealing them and posting as my own, so that I get the credit and look awesome, oh wait.... never mind.... this is a good idea. lol

I don't feel right using it though. I've never taken someone else's meme. I'll see if I don't also come up with something myself first. If not, then I'll steal yours but still give you credit. :-)

You're right on all of thee above lol. Actually you thought of it and I stole it from your mind lol

WARNING: Being in my mind can corrupt your mind. There are some very racy things going on in there. :-)

Hmmm :)

Ok, I'm gonna steal this. :-)

Nooooooooooooooo, I submitted it too

What?!?!?!

I lied lol

I was about to say that we need to work on our communication skills. :-)

I'm a retired memer now lol.

You ever been to my stream?

Retired? I just saw you submit one today...

Are you talking about the Need A Meme thing? I have been there.

No memes today?

KK :)

Were you talking about me? I submitted two after midnight.

Today is supposed to be busy. Ugh. I'll be checking in if I can and will probably only reply to your messages. lol Yours are less stressful to handle... when you decide to give me a freakin straight answer. :-)

Here's the other one. imgflip.com/i/27j4xp I made it in advance, so it got put between other submissions.

You said '' I just saw you submit one today...''

I said ''No memes today?''

Did you not submit this one today? imgflip.com/i/27l45d This looks new.

No ma am: 143 views, 7 upvotes, Made by DashHopes 1 day ago

That was the Hamlet meme I told you about yesterday... woman never listen lol :p

This is true. :-) We have selective hearing... although you do notice that I'm not the one who misses the conversations regarding naughty talk. Some of us have our priorities. lol

I just submitted this one. Last one of the day: imgflip.com/i/27j3wq

You like it when I talk dirty to you eh :)

I assume I like it as much as you like it from me :-)

maybeee ;)

Maybe you like it? Hmm... Maybe I'm doing it wrong lol

Want this?

Beckett has the link so be clean lol
imgflip.com/i/27s745

What template is better?

I really like that. It's cute. :-)

Thank you :)

If I meme again lol
imgflip.com/i/27sluh

What do you mean "if"? What the hell? Are you really leaving? :-(

I will one day for sure

It is now submitted. imgflip.com/i/27mhql

I forgot about this template imgflip.com/memegenerator/108450300/Serious-Chick-Pun