Good one :-) John Crosbie was an MP in Canada years ago, and was in some ceremony in the Legislature in Newfoundland some time back. He told this joke during his speech and got into major hot water for it ---but he was just being John Crosbie. During his time in the House Of Commons, he was the bane of Shiela Copps's existence -- the two of them were at each other's throats and he was swift and merciless with the one-liners...made for great entertainment.