SPENT $48 LASTNIGHT AT THE COUNTY FAIR,THE GIRL I THOUGHT WAS A HOTTIE IN THE LIGHT LOOKS LIKE A GRIZZLEY BEAR!!!SHE STARTED SAYING SUGAR PIE HONEY DARLIN AND DEAR, THAT'S WHEN I KNEW TO GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE; GONNA GET DEVOURED IF I DON'T MOVE MY FEET, SHE'S SNORING LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN AND SHE AIN'T EVEN ASLEEP!!!