Big companies in a nutshell

ALRIGHT OUR STOCKS ARE PLUMMETING; LETS GIVE UP HOPE; ANY OTHER BRIGHT IDEAS? HOW ABOUT WE GIVE ME A RAISE... HEH HEH; HEH......HEH.... YOUR THE LAST ONE...WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT SHE SAID.... *SIGH* JUST KILL ME; WE GOT ANY MORE INTERNS? THOSE WERE OUR SHAREHOLDERS SIR; MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST FILE FOR BANKRUPCY...