A CONSISTENT BEDTIME ROUTINE; REWARDS SYSTEMS AND CALM CORRECTION; FINE, STAY UP KID. I’M HALF DRUNK AND GOING TO WATCH THE CROWN. EVENTUALLY WE WILL BOTH PASS OUT. EVERYONE SAYS THAT IN 10 YEARS YOU WILL BE EMBARRASSED OF ME IN PUBLIC, SO I SHOULD SAVOR SPENDING EVERY WAKING AND SLEEPING MINUTE OF MY EXISTENCE WITH A 3 YEAR OLD. OK.
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