I THINK SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE MADE A STORY ABOUT A POOR KID ON A DESERT PLANET WHO MEETS AN OLD GUY WHO MENTORS THEM IN THE WAYS OF THE FORCE, BECOMES UNEXPLAINEDLY POWERFUL IN A SHORT TIME, JOINS A RESISTANCE FIGHTING A MAJOR GALACTIC POWER; THEN ESCAPE A GIANT PLANET DESTROYING BATTLESTATION, IN WHICH THE OLD MENTOR IS KILLED BY THE MAIN BAD GUY, (NOOOOOOOO!!!), THEN DESTROY THE STATION BY FLYING X-WINGS THROUGH A TRENCH AND BLOWING UP THE INSIDE WITH PROTON TORPEDOES. OH WAIT, IT HAS HAPPENED... TWICE.