COMMITTING SUICIDE; HAVING SUICIDAL THOUGHTS; HAVING DEPRESSION WITHOUT REALIZING IT; CLAIM TO BE DEPRESSED EVEN THOUGH YOUR PERFECTLY FINE; KILLING A CLOSE FRIEND JUST TO SEE WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE DEPRESSED; ASKING A DEPRESSED PERSON HOW TO BECOME DEPRESSED; IRONICALLY COMMITTING SUICIDE FOR NO APPARENT REASON; COMMITTING SUICIDE TO ASK SOMEONE WHO COMMITTED SUICIDE WHY THEY DID IT; GOING BACK IN TIME TO KILL YOUR PARENTS SO THAT YOU ARE NEVER BORN; GO BACK IN TIME TO BECOME A DOCTOR SO THAT YOU CAN GIVE YOU MOM AN ABORTION MAKING SURE YOU ARE NEVER BORN; HAVING A CHILD THEN RAISING HIM TO HATE YOU SO THAT HE CAN GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL THE FIRST HOMO-SAPIEN SO THAT NOBODY IS EVER BORN THEREFORE YOU WERE NEVER BORN THEREFORE MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE; INVENT A DRUG THAT AMPLIFIES DEPRESSION AND THEN PROCEED TO OVERDOSE ON SAID DRUG BEFORE IT EVEN BEGINS TO AFFECT YOUR BODY; DON'T BECOME DEPRESSED