I don't know about the rest of you but I'm not messing with this milk

XD

Hey, Masq, let's have a rap battle! WR VS NPT!!! WR goes first!

Ok.....
WR: hi!

NPT: RAP BATTLE!!! YOU FIRST!

WR: who shall b the judge or should I call someone?

Because we live in a democracy, we shall do a vote! Everybody will vote, majority wins!

WR: ugh who might that be?

NPT: GR, Switzerland, America, France, UDHR, Harry, England, Russia, Belarus and Ukraine!

WR: why so many?
UDHR: HAY COUSIN!
GR: hay *first name* have u dated Romano yet?
WR: no why?
UDHR: SHE BELONGS WITH AMERICA
GR: NO ROMANO
WR: BOTH OF U SHUT UP!!!!

NPT: ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. WR and I will be doing a rap battle. At the end of the battle, we want you to vote who was the best. Now then, no more f**king around. Let's start!

*NPT switches on music*

WR, you first.

(Btw ik what rap is)
WR: not yet give me a sec tho *goes to frances seat witch happens to b right by uk and mics and tops frances cahir over so he gets out of his chair and she pulls out a laptop and sits in the seat and starts clicking and typing* oh hi england mic!

NPT: Yeah, good idea! Practice your rhymes a little bit! I know I will!

WR: er um er boots and cats? Boots and cats? Do I have to go on? U know I’m not into this s*it.....

NPT: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH*

Okay, let me explain to you how to a rap battle works.

You must insult me.
It must rhyme.
I insult you back.
It must also rhyme.

Watch this video of a real rap battle

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r6g45MwWe9U

Me: as u can tell WR isn’t into "new fads"
WR: um why would I wanna insult one of my best friends?

NPT: It's friendly! It's just banter! Come on! Did you watch the video?

WR: huh? I was busy filling out America’s hospital document now Alfred do you prefer peanut butter or mashed potatoes sense dr said that u can only have certain foods with ur new blood so what do u want? Penut butter or potatoes?

NPT: WR, do you remember WHOSE blood it was that saved Al's life? It was MY blood. Now you stop doing your dumb ass paperwork, and do the rap battle with me. Stop putting it off. Please.

Everyone who doesn’t know Scarelette: WHOS SCARELETTE?
WR: no one and fine I’ll start this "rap battle"
man you and your whack rap again
why don't you explain
my rhymes hit you harder than a train
to bad you have no brain
i eat you up spit you out
you know what am all about
no pain no game
thats my nickname
all the haters fall back
or else ill attack
those are my last rhymes am out
.......

You want to fight me?
You're a fool!
I stand at 2 meters tall!
I'll kick your ass
Into outer space!
(Don't worry-
The ground will break your fall!)
I've got 99 problems,
One of them is you.
I guess I'll use the nukes
I confiscated from Kim Jong-Un!
Are you running away because you're scared?
Will my rhymes make you hide
Under your bed?
Will you sit down and shut up
Just like men tell you to?
You're doing a crap job
Of being Woman's Rights
Women everywhere are ashamed of you!

WR: I make a great right tho u on the other hand threaten nukes! Ur supposed to b against nukes not for them! This is worse than the time Emma tried a German accent or the time Abigail tried to stand on my level of independence! And if u think that’s bad u should have cn Mic trying to act "normal" around Francis!

NPT: YOU make a great right? Ever heard of a prick called Saudi Arabia? Well, he be acting like he never heard of you! Come on! Women are still being treated like shit, whether you exist or not! I on the other side, do a great job! Ever seen it rain nukes? No? Well, you can thank me for that! No matter how much paperwork you do, you'll never make a difference! Well, guess what? You won't be able to do ANY paperwork once I put your arm in a cast!

WR: KILL ME THEN ITS NOT LIKE ANYONE WHOULD NOTICE!!!!
UDHR: not around Harry *human name*!
WR: npt just kill me or at lest make me into a coma ive let evry1 down as Decleration of Independece was signed first by John Handcoc!

NPT: whoa, never knew you were suicidal.

WR: I’m not done oh yeah NPT what about u and Alfred answer me now!
America: YES MA’M
WR: it’s a question not a statement
UK:r u even paying attention to her Alfred? She deserves better sense she did decide women need more rights and deserved better!
WR: thank u Author now Alfred witch do u prefer?
America: potatoes I guess
WR: ok then warning I am an awful cook
America: I’m used to it thx to Iggy
WR: Iggy?
UK: STOP CALLING ME THAT ALFRED!!!!!

NPT: STOP IGNORING ME!!!! IF YOU DON'T START THIS RAP BATTLE NOW, I'LL BATTLE YOU FOR REAL, WITH MY KNIFE. YIU SAW WHAT I DID TO AMERICA, YOU SAW WHAT I DID TO SCARLETT, DO YOU WANT TO BE NEXT?!?!

WR: meh I do this all the time tho I’m still alive
UDHR: I think you need to call the nyos
WR: wait I can hangout with lovia (Nyo Romano)!
UDHR: it makes u feel better when u have these spells of whatever it is and paperwork isn’t working anymore so Lovia it is!
WR: BYE IM GOING TO B BACK WITH MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!
Mic: I thought oh never mind