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I TOOK MENTAL HEALTH ADVICE FROM A FRENCH MAN... THEN, WENT DRINKING WITH AN IRISH MAN; AND HAD A SCOTCH WITH A SCOTT BLOKE; AND WE ENDED THE EVENING LISTENING TO WAR STORIES BY A CZECH MAN; I LEARNED HOW TO MAKE A FORTUNE AS A LUNATIC, GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A MIRROR & LIED MY WAY OUT OF IT, FIGURED OUT HOW TO HOLD GRUDGES ACROSS THE CENTURY...AND WE MAY HAVE STARTED WORLD WAR 3... I THINK AT SOME POINT A POLISH DUDE STOLE MY WALLET. #GOOD_TIMES