"I'M JOCELYNE LAROCQUE. SILVER IS TOO HEAVY AROUND MY NECK."; "I JUST CAN'T BEAR LOOKING LIKE A LOSER IN THE OLYMPICS. BOO HOO, SNIFF."
YOUR TEAMMATES LOOK LIKE WINNERS. THEY HAVE THEIR SILVERS ON. IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN WEAR THIS "CRYING TOWEL" AROUND YOUR NECK INSTEAD. STOP CRYING JOCELYNE!