ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIRL NAMED JILL. SHE HAD A BIG BUTT THAT REALLY GAVE US ALL A THRILL... SHE MET A MAN WITH SOME DOUGH AND A HOUSE ON THE HILL. SHE WENT UP FOR A DRINK 'CAUSE SHE HAD TIME TO KILL. JILL WOKE UP IN THE GUTTER, HAD HER BUTT SMEARED WITH BUTTER. THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS TO STAY AWAY FROM BILL.