I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, MORTY! AND? AND? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT TACKED ON TO THIS? I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, AND 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB? WAS IT? WHO CARES, MORTY? GLOBAL ACTS OF TERRORISM HAPPEN EVERY DAY.
UH, HERE'S SOMETHING THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE I'M A PICKLE.