My mom's side is totally German. They all moved from Germany to Romania and Ukraine during the reign of Catherine the Great in Russia (she ruled over those too, she needed farmers) and then from there to the US during the late 1800s and early 1900s.
SO I SAY I'M PART GERMAN AND EVERYONE IS LIKE "YOU D@MN NATZI!!!!"; SO I SAY BACK "SHUT ZE H3LL UP BEFORE I KILL YOU!" AND SOMEHOW I'M THE ONE THAT'S "DOING THE WORST"