Hey Niko It's Roman. Let's go Bowling.

This meme could've been improved by introducing the characters of Niko and Roman in a more conventional (logical) way. As it is, they and their proposed outing distract from the beautiful simplicity of First World Problems lady's paradoxical dilemma. A more effective tile might've been 'A TheNerdKami Paradox!' Let me know if you enjoyed this diagnosis...

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now you're getting it! ( :

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