SNAKES AND SPARKLERS! YOU'RE GONNA STAND THERE, AT THE OLYMPICS, AND TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE NO WHISTLIN' BUNGHOLES, NO SPLEEN SPLITTERS, WHISKER BISCUITS, HONKEY LIGHTERS, HOOSKER DOOS, HOOSKER DON'TS, CHERRY BOMBS, NIPSY DAISERS, WITH OR WITHOUT THE SCOOTER STICK, OR ONE SINGLE WHISTLIN' KITTY CHASER?