BUYS NEW SHOES AND STEPS ON FAECES, OR SO HE THOUGHT... FOR WHEN HE GAZED AT HIS FEET, IT WAS NOT DOG POOP *FAMILY FRIENDLY PG CLEAN*; IT WAS FAR WORSE... AND TERRIFYING; GREATER THAN DONALD TRUMP, HILARY CLINTON AND THE DARK LORD CTHULU COMBINED... IT WAS; BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE
