Dumb blonde

ONE DAY A BLOND WALKS INTO A DOCTORS OFFICE WITH BOTH OF HER EARS BURNT. THE DOCTOR ASKES HER WHAT HAD HAPPENED. SHE SAYS, "WELL... WHEN I WAS IRONING MY WORK SUIT THE PHONE RANG AND I MISTAKANLY PICKED UP THE IRON INSTEAD OF THE PHONE. "WELL THAT EXPLAINS ONE EAR, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER." "THE BASTARD CALLED AGAIN"