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I MAY BE DOING SAFARIS out of here. We will be finding real animals --big ones-- and the reward will be the nudist beach. I promise eccentric birds at the beach. We will be using bicycles to get to know the animals and survive like a bushman. Yes, we will take bananas and play nice loud music to ignore the lions' roar. The lion that roars gets bananas. Clothing is optional at the nudist beach. Take a plunge?

I was reading Charlie Chaplin's use of black comedy and it's definitely the best weapon we can use here. I've been chased, confronted, spit upon by roaring beasts and still there's total indifference from the authorities and the people at large. Solution? Sell the safaris. I hope one is coming to a city near U. ;)