Whos "me hammer"?

He looks gay......

You'd have to ask him that, I wouldn't know.

Ur girlfriend

???

Who is ur girlfriend kj?

That's what you're supposed to be telling me.

kk

It was a joke and if u ever need em I’ll gladly give a few away

I'll wait and see what her sense of humor is like.

Im just typin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

Whats that?

Video of MC Hammer. I wasn't a fan, as you would know from the song, just showing who he was.

????

Sorry I haven't got on to the flip until now. Extremely busy work morning, then I had to try and solve some issues with personal orders I had.

Why is he wearing a skirt?

He's not. They're really poofy pants. XD

What was the conversation did u do some of my bestest jokes?

Well, I'm not quite at the point where dirty jokes can enter into the equation...

kk

And right after I sent you that last message I got to talk to her again...

No i just wanna know

So do I.

So ur sain u have a girlfreind & dont even know who she is?

I'm saying I have no idea who this girlfriend you're saying I have is. Where did you get your information?

Who is the mediokerly lucky lady?

Mediocre-ly lucky lady? Well now for that maybe I shouldn't tell you...

Dancer…………… she was talkin to herself

The question is: why would she think that?

plz tell me hundin!

Woman who works in the kitchen here. She's been promoted lately so I'm having more contact with her. She seems to be willing to talk to me about non-work stuff. I don't usually get that. But I probably better not tell you more, in case it gets out into the wider world, and because I risk teasing from you. :D

It's eithr u tell me or i cuss u so hard!

You're going to cuss me so hard regardless. :D

Ok ok the "lucky lady"?

Nah, I probably should keep you in suspense...

I asked her she said u told her

Hmmmm....I seem to remember telling her something about a woman at work I liked a lot...

Did you mean manner?

Yeah I’m an awful speller sorry